A sleepless malice

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

just checked my phone. guess who texted me... nobody lol good morning

no matter how bad things get at least im not the guy that pushed the crowdstrike update that bluescreened all windows computers and grounded every flight worldwide. what a week

guys wake up y2k happened

Y2K2

I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

Oh to be a feral cat hissing in a cage but at least I’d be safe and warm

water is the most drink of all time. second drink is dr. pepper

I hate that I can't just do stuff lol my brain is like "well I don't wanna therefore I can't" like bro just act normal