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HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

u should never trust any thoughts u have about ur life at 1 am UNLESS those thoughts r horny in which case go nuts

men will endlessly idolize the idea of a Heroic Last Stand and then have the gall to try to get you to sympathize with them cuz they feel like disposable worker drones. bro your fondest wish is to literally be disposed of and, get this, for the people disposing of you to get a good deal.

you don't even imagine that the people getting the deal would be there. I know a lot of girls who do cool sex shit about this feeling, but to you it's like what. they put you in the newspaper? at best your wife and kids don't see you get your head exploded???? something inside of you is broken.

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i need everyone 2 be thinking about me all the time also i need to live in paintings

It's important to support your mutuals when they go full hater over really petty and pointless issues.

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.