Awkward Content

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

you see the thing about SSRIs is that

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it