THIS IS A BARADISE

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

why does sequential art require you to make multiple images? does anybody understand this?

not the intrusive toughts telling me i need Candy and Wiskey!!🤣🤣🤪

you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

Anyone got that picture of yoda as a cowboy that just says "howdy partner, fuck you"? Really jonesing for it right about now.