An escape from homework

he really just scooped that man

ragnarok isn’t a marvel movie it’s a taika waititi movie that the MCU was GRACIOUSLY given as a gift

black panther isn’t a marvel movie it’s a ryan coogler movie that the MCU was GRACIOUSLY given as a gift

iron man 2 isn’t a marvel movie it’s a humongous sack of shit

Calling iron man 2 a movie is generous

spring is apparently gonna take ages to come this year. but I’m glad that Persephone is getting laid for a bit longer.

#‘no mom I’m not coming home yet. idk maybe april or something. me and hades just started Breaking Bad.’

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

Even if it’s historically accurate?

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

What is gay privilege?

better sex

No accidental kids.

Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.

Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.

Not being straight.

One person isn’t automatically expected to do 90% of the work because of gender roles.

FUCK YES

There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.

always reblog MASH, it deserves more on tumblr

Always reblog War is war and hell is hell

Fun fact, the DVD box sets have an option turn off the laugh track and it makes it a much more somber and enlightening social commentary. Cause it may be set in the Korean War, but it’s really about the Vietnam War.

this is the show I grew up with, when the hero of the story was a wise-cracking, sarcastic, brilliant, humourous and liberal man, every boy wanted to be Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce

@straight people: why do you not only hate us but also yourselves??? It’s very confusing

I will never share these.

Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around

Under no circumstances reblog this. It is forbidden.

Oops fingers slipped!

Anathema “I-only-trust-my-bread-knife-but-these-two-are-so-obviously-a-monogamous-queer-couple-that-I-feel-instantly-and-entirely-at-ease” Device

galaxy brain: BOOOooooOOoooNE!!

Interdimensional Brain: B99 has had plots and subplots about the problems with the police as an institution since it started. The episode that was specifically about racial profiling wasn’t anything new for the show, which has consistently featured “good guys who are cops” as its protagonists instead of a simplistic “cops are the good guys” narrative, making it very much not propaganda. It isn’t “cop propaganda” any more than The Office is “capitalist propaganda” or Parks and Recreation is “state propaganda.” Let’s realize that a workplace comedy being set in an institution you disagree with doesn’t make it propaganda.