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"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Keep salting the wound I'm close

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[tumblr]人は、人形のようにｊｐｅｇで遊ぶことが大好きだね。。。