i've got a lot of friends who are stars

comrade danny

And this is why we love Danny DeVito

Most infrastructure is based on historic weather patterns. Alabama doesn’t build for 3’ snow drifts and Alberta doesn’t build for 47C temperatures.

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

bill gates is directly responsible for the delta variant lol

by preventing non western countries from producing generic versions of the covid vaccine and instead forcing these countries to fight over a limited amount of doses he allowed a large outbreak of the disease in india which mutated the virus to be especially virulent. its literally the gates variant.