Space and dinosaur enthusiast

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

anyone else got problems

no you’re the only one

ok. sorry

I am infertile from eating sceted candles. The

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

sorry if i come off as rude my mother didn't like me for several years

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

bro shutup im making up scenarios in my head that will never happen