these holy sick divine nights

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

my life is fine if i just ignore a bunch of shit

hey bro....um....i went to the 'overstimulated by overhead lighting' club last night and they were... playing bears in trees as i walked in???

not to make this all about me but uh...i was at the 'cryptozoologist of the year' awards last night and the winner dedicated their prize to bears in trees???

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

I should be able to read books in one second because I need to know everything

one fun thing about living in the midwest is that they're selling pigs on facebook marketplace. 300 dollars could buy me a new and interesting problem

Diva down