exit, pursued by bear

whatever hildegards your bingen

whatever julians your norwich

whatever margerys your kempe

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

rich people should not be allowed to access, collect, modify or wear ancient artifacts as fashion statements. they're historical pieces that belong in public domains & should remain accessible to everyone. this especially applies to colonial artifacts & jewellery. end of discussion.

In a perfect world we'd have a muppets odyssey movie rn

while I'm still hamletposting I do want to drop a thought I've had for like a year. considering the theme of horatio being the one to tell the story, I've always wanted a production where he's the one to give the pre-play spiel to the audience (no flash photography, when intermission is, etc). For the funnies. and then he goes back behind the curtain and you don't see him again until he's approaching the castle. nobody mentions this in the performance

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

hey (with the intention of making you go to the bookstore with me)

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

why are greek mythology adaptations always so gritty when there’s so many weird ridiculous antics to pull from. helen of troy not knowing how to cheer up telemachus so she just drugs him unconscious and calls it a night. athena divinely intervening to curl odysseus’ hair so he looks sexy enough to successfully beg for help. aphrodite trying help her kid on the battlefield and having to run away immediately because she gets beat up by a random mortal. achilles’ horse prophesying death to him and then never speaking again

btw speaking of manuscripts did you all know that you can just go to this website that lists all the lancelot-grail manuscripts that exist and links to views for most of them, all of which are available for free to look at online!!! you can just go browsing and find your favorite arthurian characters :) a little hard to navigate + definitely helpful if you happen to know medieval french LOL but regardless you too can peruse medieval arthurian manuscripts for free whenever you want

in the furthest right column it also will tell you which manuscripts are illustrated and how much illustrations they have so you can easily see which ones have pictures (because some of them don’t.) this manuscript is one that i found that has pretty large and very high quality illustrations if you would like a place to start :)

and like i saw someone with their pictish beast fully off leash at the fishmonger's yesterday fleece mangy as fuck and it was snapping up atlantic mackerels whenever its owner had their back turned i'm telling you it's crazy out here