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date of origin: 29th of august, 2017.

one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???

You Canned These Worms. Now Lie In It

“maybe the curtains are blue because the author just liked the color blue” set human critical thinking skills decades back

i would rather die than think critically about some bullshit "metaphor" just say what you fucking mean don't be a little pussy who has to hide their words

SIGH

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

how does this get even worse

peak fucking animal character design is just a vaguely animal shaped thing with 2 round eyes. no need to make it complicated. that's it right there.

@dreampai @one-time-i-dreamt please share this if you can!

With each I was like “Surely the cat doesn’t actually look like that in the image. surely this is an exaggeration.” but then I scrolled and yes, the cats are liquid

Fuck Chartwells.

chasing that rat poison high....