Wanderer

i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill

Coming at you from The Past - I've scheduled this for 3am UK time, the quietest hour for the survey. This is an effort to make sure that I'm reaching as many time zones as possible!

I feel for everyone who isn’t having the time of their fucking lives with The Vampire Lestat. Every week I clap and cheer for the antics of the world’s saddest buzzword-laden bisexual crash-out diva and his crew of the least healed men to ever grace the small screen. The songs are cringe delightfully camp, the wigs are a nightmare, I’m living my best life, I’m loving every second. Why the fuck would you have a blood shower in your tour bus. The onscreen mother-son incest is only like the third wildest thing happening in any given episode. It’s insane. I never want it to end

let's all watch widow's bay. it's got everything. it's about a small-town mayor battling failing infrastructure and chronic underfunding to give the islanders a better life, trying to connect with his son and give him a brighter future, and on top of all that godzilla is there the island is haunted. matthew rhys looks like the muppet version of an italian greyhound when scared, which is a solid 70% of the time. patricia is a professional final girl. wyck has more baggage than a luggage reclaim and will be addressing none of it. chris fleming is there. so much of it is genuinely so funny. let's watch it together. take my hand. because it is also quite scary.

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

Have you tried throwing everything out of the window

Will probably realized he was getting hard from being covered in blood and staring at Hannibal also covered in blood so he panicked and threw them both off the cliff before Hannibal would notice

going on HRT is a serious decision you should make with the utmost gravity. people might think you're cool, badass even. You might find yourself happy with your life, approaching the world with newfound wisdom one way or another. It might be what you want. It might get you off. It might just be a cool story to tell people. I, myself, found the initial experience was like I had sleepwalked through a nightmare for a quarter century - and for the first time, not just the first time I could remember but actually the first time, I was awake, and the sun was shining, and the world was beautiful. So obviously all of those are risks

Every day I am haunted by the fact that Jupiter Ascending was not based off of a million word space opera fantasy book series and that I cannot go to the library and take out like six door-stopper sized volumes of sheer unhinged gendervibes-y space werewolf bee queen batshittery where every new freudian space eugenicist villain talks like he's trying to eat the scenery's pussy out harder than the last guy. 😔