DM in your DMs

what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

look, it's actually a bit of a secret, but angel piss is about twice as effective, drop for drop, as a high grade healing potion. i'm only telling you now cause it's an emergency. Jeez, i'm sorry it 'smells bad,' but you should have thought of that before you ran out of supplies out here. yes i'm telling the truth. open up

if you're fucked up enough even hugging someone can feel predatory

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

hell you may even like it

Never trust a furry disliker

It's a great litmus test of a person whether or not they are okay with furries existing. It's super weird and freaky and you need to be okay with people being super weird and freaky and living their own lives.

T4T relationships are great everything comes so easy. Well. Except for the two girls involved.

did you know that you can wear swimsuits underneath your normal clothes

did you know that swimsuits chaffe like hell without the water

pee yourself?

meeting a girl whos just way too good at flustering you like shes got a fucking cheat guide to all your weak points and every word is terrifyingly orchestrated towards your intoxicating demise

what does it mean when that girl says you already want to be owned by her and calls you her little uhaul lesbian

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

last night i played games with my sub. i didn’t let her piss the entire time we were out at the bar. she drank a ton so she was pretty desperate and intoxicated by the time we got home. i made her undress and stand in our shower and i held up a cup for her to piss in and told her if she spilled a single drop she'd have to drink the entire glass. she overfilled and spilled so i stood there while she gulped down her own pee, and then i took the empty glass from her and peed into it myself and told her she had to drink that too. she couldn't do so it, it was too much, so i threw my piss all over her and made her lay down and roll around in it and jerk off while i stood over her. she started shivering because she was covered in our cold piss and i teased her and told her she didn’t really love me if she wasn't willing to drink my pee. it made her cry and i'm so soft on her i just got in the tub with her and started us a warm shower and slowly cleaned her off while she sobbed and i told her i loved her and i was joking and that i knew she loved me a whole lot. we then had very sweet sex when we were done with our shower and i let her sleep in my bed all night cuddled up to me