Five crows sharing a laptop!

youre soo cute!!! :3 i need to feel the way your throat closes a little when you choke on my dick!!! :3

literally show me a bisexual man. ur a girl and ur a lesbian

The nurse doing my laser was like "you're doing really good, im impressed" and yk that shit went straight to my big fat head. why yes I am extremely good at sitting still while you torture me with laser beams, thank you

I love being polyamorous and a pervert because I get to say things like, “No no, I married my dog, my daughter’s the one I flirt with online every day”

okay hiiii i was emesissy and briefly neotenousoxide! please reblog to help me find friends :3!

I quite like when I press my hands against someone's head or face to pet them and they push their head into my touch. It can be gratuitous, in a way. Ceasing to perform human posturing like taking off a mask. Like a splash of fresh water revealing your desire for more of my touch. Directly asking for it in something that translates more clearly than mere words. It's cute.

too many people think fascism is just evil for evil's sake when its actually comfort and justification for your biases, so when they get seduced by it they deny being fascist because they dont see themselves as evil.

"go fuck yourself" you say? hah, you fool, unbeknownst to you I already have! multiple times in fact!! I am ten steps ahead of you at any given point in time you dumb bi- wwwait no I'm sorry I'm sorry please put that remoet down I didn't mean to I got carried away okay I'm sor-nnngghhh,,sfdfghjks,, I'll be a good princess ok!!!! please please please just sto-ngfffsdfkjdsjdfhs,,,,I'm sorry momma,,, I'llbe good!! please,, please just don't use the shock collar aga-dfgsdngnsgnnhh,,, sorry,, you're right,,,, the collar is yyyyours to do with as you pleasee,, ahah,, yyyeah i shouldn't have touchhed mysellf withou mommy's permission,,,

T4T relationships are great everything comes so easy. Well. Except for the two girls involved.

Obligatory reminder that not all t4t relationships are wlw, nonbinary people and trans men also exist

Obligatory reminder that T4T is trans femme for transfemme and that all T4T relationships are wlw, nonbinary people and trans mascs do exist but but they are not T4T

in my mind I always used it as trans for trans and that trans people feel more comfortable with other trans people and that they understand more

It's a trans lesbian term and men shouldn't use it

T4T is for everyone, not just trans women/trans feminine people.

You are at best ignorant and at worst a transmisogist. Why do you hate trans women so much you think it's ok to take our words that we use for ourselves and devalue them like this.

hey no it's trans4trans shut your fuck up bestie

kinda wanna lick ears rn