Five crows sharing a laptop!

oh fuck sakes I did the thing again where I dont jerk off for a week and wonder why im sexually frustrated

ohhh right yeah i did it again

didnt even do it when i reblogged this fuck sakes

I love being polyamorous and a pervert because I get to say things like, “No no, I married my dog, my daughter’s the one I flirt with online every day”

youre soo cute!!! :3 i need to feel the way your throat closes a little when you choke on my dick!!! :3

literally show me a bisexual man. ur a girl and ur a lesbian

The nurse doing my laser was like "you're doing really good, im impressed" and yk that shit went straight to my big fat head. why yes I am extremely good at sitting still while you torture me with laser beams, thank you

I love being polyamorous and a pervert because I get to say things like, “No no, I married my dog, my daughter’s the one I flirt with online every day”

okay hiiii i was emesissy and briefly neotenousoxide! please reblog to help me find friends :3!

I quite like when I press my hands against someone's head or face to pet them and they push their head into my touch. It can be gratuitous, in a way. Ceasing to perform human posturing like taking off a mask. Like a splash of fresh water revealing your desire for more of my touch. Directly asking for it in something that translates more clearly than mere words. It's cute.

too many people think fascism is just evil for evil's sake when its actually comfort and justification for your biases, so when they get seduced by it they deny being fascist because they dont see themselves as evil.