Five crows sharing a laptop!

I got told I have “very feminine” screams of distress.

I’m getting such a good grade in victim today

oh fuck sakes I did the thing again where I dont jerk off for a week and wonder why im sexually frustrated

ohhh right yeah i did it again

didnt even do it when i reblogged this fuck sakes

I love being polyamorous and a pervert because I get to say things like, “No no, I married my dog, my daughter’s the one I flirt with online every day”

youre soo cute!!! :3 i need to feel the way your throat closes a little when you choke on my dick!!! :3

literally show me a bisexual man. ur a girl and ur a lesbian

The nurse doing my laser was like "you're doing really good, im impressed" and yk that shit went straight to my big fat head. why yes I am extremely good at sitting still while you torture me with laser beams, thank you

I love being polyamorous and a pervert because I get to say things like, “No no, I married my dog, my daughter’s the one I flirt with online every day”

okay hiiii i was emesissy and briefly neotenousoxide! please reblog to help me find friends :3!

I quite like when I press my hands against someone's head or face to pet them and they push their head into my touch. It can be gratuitous, in a way. Ceasing to perform human posturing like taking off a mask. Like a splash of fresh water revealing your desire for more of my touch. Directly asking for it in something that translates more clearly than mere words. It's cute.