Five crows sharing a laptop!

When racecars are all bundled up into a huge group while moving it gives me the same feeling as seeing lots of salmon or eels travelling up/downstream.

Racecars are a kind of fish 🐟

Gender abolitionists only ever seem to want to abolish trans women’s gender. What’s up with that?

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

Emotional regulation is easy, just make yourself a new girl who likes however you’re feeling.

Don’t worry about what happens to the girl you were before.

Christ, I need more spaces to safely show off lewds at.

Seriously. And me here with all these extra booty shots.

Someone re record a version of the 1982 Ace of Base classic All That She Wants (is another baby) about a mommy domme on the hunt for more littles

Damn ok scrap the music video and fuck them!

she pound my cake till i ??

until i reach an internal temperature between 200° and 210° fahrenheit

(nodding) friction burns on my rectum

all slivers are beautiful girls & sisters who lez out

I keep all the whining and barking audio my partners send me in the same folder as my music and always set VLC to shuffle.

Listening to it in the shower when anyone else is in the house can be embarrassing. Especially now that my friend gave me a speaker.

buying a big censer on a chain secondhand from an orthodox priest's estate sale so i can put my fairy in there and swing her ass around the room

oh you think it's funny to smoke weed all day in your cage and make my apartment stink while i'm at work all day. cmere. i hope you like sandalwood & being so dizzy you puke, ya little fuckin menace

sadism is literally cute. its really really cute.

every trans girl is like the omelas kid, except omelas isn't a perfect city its actually really shit, they just have a factory line of trans girls that they abuse for no reason, and no one walks away or is upset at all or even really cares