Five crows sharing a laptop!

“what are you looking for in a domme?” cartoon high school bully girl that’s secretly in love with me

No offense but if you're exclusively attracted to white people or cis people that is not a neutral or unbiased thing lmao. I know that may sound uncomfortable. But attraction is not this infallible thing that's completely uninfluenced from broader forces.

homura soft resets the timeline to get a shiny madoka

My bestie used me as a dress up doll to try her clothes on me. God I loved that interaction/experience for a lot of reasons

Bearded vultures will see an iron oxide rich mud puddle and go 'is anyone going to bathe in that' and not wait for an answer

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

When you cut off a mech's arm and it starts to bleed oil and hydraulic fluid while wires and cables hang limply like tendons and muscle... that's kind of erotic, isn't it? Seeing her meat exposed like a shellfish?