Five crows sharing a laptop!

just got diagnosed as at risk for smiling at my distraught teammates through the glass as I lock myself in with the horde to buy them time to escape armed with too much artillery for me to possibly survive and gleefully egging them on with a one liner as the suicidally self-sacrificial motive-farming plot device of a supporting tritagonist and they prescribed me 0.75ml estradiol cypionate injected intramuscularly once every 5 days

My lady, would you fancy a side of getting molested with your being asleep?

Would you like a bottle of wine with that? I'd highly recommend the 1784 Your Maid Cumming On Your Innocent Sleeping Face, it pairs with your main course quite nicely

spiking my sister's drink with sleeping pills and telling her it's cyanide after she drinks it. holding her while she struggles to stay awake, fully convinced that she's dying. it's ok honey, i know how hard it's been lately, i didn't want you to suffer anymore. just hold on to your big sis while you drift away and everything will be ok. i'll miss you, darling.

i just wish you would treat me the same way you’d treat any other girl. that’s all. i hate how clearly i can see myself in your eyes.

a girl let me cum yesterday and i only had to say please like a hundred times. never give up, always be polite

This summer’s hot new craze is nonconsensual body modification. All the kids are kidnapping each other and turning their friends into crimes against nature.

Imagine being a mother in the Pokémon universe and your kid comes home with a gardevoir. Like.... hey now....

i think we should forcefem the horrors

I need to get beaten until i cry

"X did nothing wrong" actually no, X did a lot of things wrong. X fucked up. But I also know that people like X live their lives under a microscope, and that accusations against them tend to get magnified by bias both conscious and unconscious alike, and frankly it scares the crap out of me that you have not only chosen not to question what you've heard, but that you are seeking such drastically disproportionate vengeance on a total stranger. that's not normal.

this post has generated a staggering number of comments/replies/asks all saying some version of "Nice try laundering your argument, but we all know you're talking about [specific person], and i hate you for defending them." and literally none of them have correctly identified who i was thinking about when I wrote this, but all of them have named a trans woman as said specific person.

@adarhysenthe

Oh she is beautiful... @rosslynpaladin

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