Five crows sharing a laptop!

Many people have jumped to Lilith’s (first fairy) defense but no one has defended Cham. Which is fair, she’s the shittier little fairy but she’s also my favorite and actually perfect.

(Flirting) all my friends call me "punching bag"

really important to get a girl stupid drunk and edge her with ur feet until she's whining a lot and crying maybe

HATE having thematic dreams. like wow awesome its another lake dream. Get new material asshole

OP must have been humping her plushie and wishing it was you when she posted this

Bees got shit figured out. You just hanging out, do your job, and make out with your sisters

Also the hexagons, very impoartant to remember

About half a dozen responses with rave reviews. There's also a video of a joint being put out on my arm where, it's been said, I make the cutest noises

I will say you're gonna need to message me. I'm too awkward a dog to take interactions as interest

Yes. I acknowledge ralts. I acknowledge Scolipede. I KNOW there's a dozen dozen hot dogs. Listen to me, though. Look right into my eyes. Really hear me on this one. Spinda is my adorable disabled daughter with permanent, built in quasi-pigtails on her head. She is Midna if Midna was drugged badly. She is the girl who roofied herself at the dyke bar then came up to me and asked me to take her home. There is no competition.

Yes. I acknowledge ralts. I acknowledge Scolipede. I KNOW there's a dozen dozen hot dogs. Listen to me, though. Look right into my eyes. Really hear me on this one. Spinda is my adorable disabled daughter with permanent, built in quasi-pigtails on her head. She is Midna if Midna was drugged badly. She is the girl who roofied herself at the dyke bar then came up to me and asked me to take her home. There is no competition.