Five crows sharing a laptop!

*trying to groom a 30-something year old trans girl* yknow, you're really immature for your age <3

Gods like. 4 years? Ago I learned some chasers call post-op dolls “posties” and it’s stuck in my mind forever. And a friend just got bottom surgery and now my brain won’t stop making “postie” jokes 💀

Empty nesting is when the problematically younger trans girl who calls you mom lives more than 15 hours away.

I need to take care of her. What if no one if packing her lunch or hurting her until she cries.

looking pretty

(Flirting) You'd look so cute high beyond words and humping your stuffie

Licks your ball joints when you’re not looking

Gets my tongue stuck inside and can’t move. Ssorry

Licks your ball joints when you’re not looking

Licks your ball joints when you’re not looking

Licks your ball joints when you’re not looking

watching my wife play palworld is pretty interesting. There's one named gloopy, with the ability sticky princess. It gives you hickeys.

im going to touch birdgirl wings in plausibly deniable ways