marble lily

Everyone on my ilya failed baseball pitch post saying that Shane would get the ick………. literally never!!!!!! Never. Not my shane. shane is in the car coming home from that game like Honey. Baseball is the worst sport in the world. They just stand there the whole time. You could do cartwheels on the clock. Can you believe they even have a League. For that. And ilya is scrolling like they are saying my throw is Weak Sauce…. They say my baby bird arms- Shane interrupting him like DON’T make me pull the car over I will have you squat me again

being a celebrity is so scary no money in the world would make me ever want to be public facing. the idea of people doing tarot card readings trying to divine the state of my interpersonal relationships gives me hives

Again. Wow i’m so glad I’m not a celebrity with insane people witch-hunting me and trying to ruin my career

ilyapreg but he's looking at pictures of fat baby shane with Dread . all Hollander babies are like this they tell me . okey . i have to push a fat head baby like that out of me . Okey

shane would see their kids creepy drawings and be like wow, great job bud. you're so creative. meanwhile ilya is frantically googling is my child possessed and calling sveta asking her if the time they got 'cursed' by an old witch as kids was real because he thinks it skipped him and went to his kid and why doesn't shane see it

I love jock4jock Hollanov in canon I love that they’re two clueless dudes navigating institutional toxic masculinity and being so bad at it for so long

hudson williams loved shane so hard that he ensouled him its a bit crazy we saw soul magic happen on television and its just allowed

rereading an old fave check please fic and like wow there’s so much talk about deadspin is deadspin still a thing. heated rivalry is a period piece shane and ilya need to be checking deadspin more in fics

do people still know about kit purrson. can we let people know about kit purrson. Can we start giving ilya a cat called kitya purrzanov