They had Homer's strength, Lisa's wisdom, Bart's speed, Marge's grace and Maggie's potential. Their face was genderless, yellow and beautiful.

BREAKING: The world's most precocious Eevee has just used Fire Blast to incinerate a Bulbasaur

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

it's been one of those of weeks... park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me!

This is being performed at the tumblr awards ceremony

god this website used to be dope