Leviathan Druid

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

more and more places are getting fishing minigames these days

Fishing minigame for your boring as fuck pussy

i hate when somebody posts some shit on here like "it's gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast" because then im like well shit now i gotta start eating breakfast or i won't be gay anymore

it's gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast

COMEON

weed strain called thick hot throbbing and dripping cock

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

what the fuck is the joke here

some

Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation