block me immediately and keep scrolling on past my blog if you’re anti abortion or a n@zi, right winger, still support the state of Israel after everything that’s happening, orrrr anything adjacent, I don’t want to play with you, and I promise you don’t want any of this blog

What the actual fuck I just did calf raises next to THE Tiffany Stratton at my gym

Love how I have full physical control over 2 dogs with a combined weight of like 160 lbs and the old guy with the shitty small dog with crusty eyes that he never bathes loses his grip on the extendo leash and almost falls and dies chasing after the dog while I’m just sitting there begging my giant dogs to stay calm

CHOKE YOU UP LIKE A PIECE OF SWORDFISH ⚔️😩

I basically just trick my boss into thinking I have billable work when I don’t that’s 30% of my job right now

Swear to god I just saw Pete Dunne in the parking lot of the Aldi near my house

Bought a four dollar dog toy from Aldi I swear to god it’s stronger than every Kong toy I’ve given to my German shepherd

Sipping the 8% ipa of pure joy and happiness

I hope they have yaoi in the new cyberpunk anime :D

LOVED the shitty puppet hands of grogu in the new movie tbh

FINALLY I get to work with the really cool smart girl at work

Yes I smoked and drank way too much right after my wisdom teeth surgery but it fr took like a full year to totally de puff totally regain feeling and strength in my mouth. Clavicular is fucked.