Cabbage

I saw a post recently where somebody was getting pissed off at the ship between Simon (Iron Lung) and Grace (Project Hail Mary) because they felt like Markiplier deserved better than Ryan Gosling. Which is just,, so funny to me. This is like seeing a Carolina parakeet fly off into the sunset. I have never before seen a person bring a Watsonian viewpoint to a Doylist problem like this before. Beautiful. Strange. I wonder what happens in your mind.

I saw a post recently where somebody was getting pissed off at the ship between Simon (Iron Lung) and Grace (Project Hail Mary) because they felt like Markiplier deserved better than Ryan Gosling. Which is just,, so funny to me. This is like seeing a Carolina parakeet fly off into the sunset. I have never before seen a person bring a Watsonian viewpoint to a Doylist problem like this before. Beautiful. Strange. I wonder what happens in your mind.

The worst part of Alex's life is of course the murder attempts. The second worst part is that half of the people trying to kill him wanted to fuck his dad

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before