Hit Points are a Resource

Free service with no ads: either the beautiful, regal library or similar collection of knowledge (e.g. wikipedia, internet archives, etc.) or the dastardly and nefarious service whose profit is in the form of collecting your data

Public libraries absolutely work on the “paid service with no ads” model. The money to pay for it comes from taxes. And a lot of town governments are REALLY resentful that they have to allocate tax money to pay for it. So if you want this free service to remain free and available, you need to make sure to be attentive to local politics! Vote in local elections and learn your mayor’s/select board members’/city council’s policies and call them and BOTHER THEM ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THE LIBRARY!

oh thank goodness

BRING HIM BACK

that said, the one that sticks in my head and has since I was 14 for its pure elegant snarky cleverness follows none of these rules, so chase your bliss and play with form and meter because that’s what it’s for lol

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

atacked by my #MindWasp

Can you put those things on a leash please

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

The first person to perform an EVA in outer space was Alexei Leonov. He was almost stuck out there, when the pressure differential caused his spacesuit to expand and stiffen. The suit's new dimensions couldn't fit through the airlock, so Leonov was forced to bleed atmosphere out of his suit until it shrunk enough for him to pass through the airlock--hoping he didn't run out of oxygen or get the bends first.

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

I SAID HOLD STILL

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

Did some playtesting for this and it’s truly fun, one of a kind, made for the real magic and mechanics sickos out there

it's an absolute fucking banger

Alternatively, if you're immovably set on doing so, you don't have to pick just one. You can explore multiple. There's even polyamory.

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain