TheLetterDoodler

OMG!!!! THIS WEBSITE IS THE SHIT!!!!!

1) Person goes off the grid for hours, maybe days, at a time

2) Their social media actually goes quiet, once or twice a month, like it’s PMSing.............

3) You hear cries from the bathroom on some nights

4) Person asks random, but direct questions about your life

5) Way too much talking, even to themselves

After letterdoodler had successfully, accidentally, but completely clasped her ex’bestfriend’s butt cheek, she felt like nothing in the world could ever destroy her. Not in the same way written in romantic books, but more along the lines of, “Nothing gets worse than this.”

Pretending, as though nothing had indeed happened, letterdoodler went home. It didn’t get better there.

Letterdoodler is known to have a record with boys. So, as letterdoodler and her mum were in the escalator, her mum casually asked, out of normal parental concern,”Do you have a boyfriend, Letterdoodler?” 

“No”, she replied, just a bit too casually. She blamed the casualness on the preceding incidents of the day.

“Oh.......”, her mum breathed out in relief. But the relief quickly turned into curiosity- the kind that killed a cat.

“I’m not into guys like that anymore”, letterdoodler said with the intention of sounding innocent, but straight, “I’d rather be with my girls.” Which was a total lie, of course, but that didn’t matter. She was steering clear of boy-talk.

“Oh?” her mum looked baffled, “Well, I support all your actions. Just know what you are doing. I’m on your side.”

“Uhmm...sure.....”, the idiot replied, never realizing that her mum now thinks that she is a lesbian. Not that being gay were a bad thing. But that just wasn’t letterdoodler!

To this day, letterdoodler’s mum thinks that she is into women.

Recently, letterdoodler had the (mis)fortune to meet one of her oldest best friends. Probably from over half a decade ago. Though they were “best friends”, neither one of them really liked one another. It was all namesake. While the bestie went around bitching about letterdoodler, letterdoodler with her own sense of authority, went around doing pretty much the same. Yes, it was a terrible era of stupidity and uselessness. Thank all the forces in the world, that, that has changed now. Atleast for letterdoodler.

Anyways, they met. And it was weird. Really, really uncomfortable, with each one soaking in the silence of the other, reminiscing the terrible times. But letterdoodler is a conversationalist! So, she managed to get herself, and the brat talking in no time! Although, now it seems to letterdoodler, as though maybe, she should have just shut up. For letterdoodler has this charm. A charm that attracts everyone- whether they like it or not.

Letterdoodler could tell, that the brat was mesmerized. But she couldn’t help thinking,”What would the brat tell her new besties? Would she still bitch about me?” Letterdoodler gave up the guess work in the end, and figured that it didn’t really matter what the brat said. Atleast letterdoodler had better friends. Real friends.

So, she stayed funny and charming, all the way to the end, because no one really cared. But especially so, because now it felt like she had been perfectly awesome the ENTIRE time. There was nothing the brat could bitch about.Until, of course, it was time for letterdoodler to leave. And good God, did she mess that up!

Not much of a hugger, never really been one, letterdoodler got stiff when the brat hugged her goodbye. But she decided to go with the flow. MAJOR MISTAKE. Being almost two whole feet taller than the brat, letterdoodler’s arms ended up clasping the brat’s butt cheek. GREAT. 

Aries: "What if life could be this way? Only the happy parts, none of the terrible, not even the mildly unpleasant. What if we could just cut out the bad and keep the good?"

Taurus: "We are all alone, trapped in this bodies and our own minds, and whatever company we have in this life is only fleeting and superficial."

Gemini: "The great thing about this life of ours is that you can be someone different to everybody."

Cancer: "Because it's not a lie if it's how you feel."

Leo: "You're all the colours at once, at full brightness."

Virgo: "The problem with people is they forget that most of the time it's the small things that count."

Libra: "All I know is what I wonder: Which of my feelings are real? Which of the mes is me?"

Scorpio: "But I can't promise I won't pick you apart, piece by piece, until you're in a thousand pieces, just like me. You should know what you're getting into before getting involved."

Sagittarius: "Drive anywhere and everywhere, even if there's nowhere to go. (Note: There's always somewhere to go.)"

Capricorn: "I've learned the hard way that the best thing to do is say nothing about what you're really thinking. If you say nothing, they'll assume you're thinking nothing, only what you let them see."

Aquarius: "I've always been different, but to me different is normal. I decide on a version of the truth."

Makes a plan, doesn't follow it: Cancer, Leo, Gemini

Doesn't make a plan, plans last minute: Aries, Libra, Capricorn