You Know I Had To Jew It To ‘Em

Why do we call it a yeshiva when we could be calling it debate midrash

hey can anyone tell me where i can get chad gadya for two zuzim? seems like a really cheap price for this day and age but i heard from Hashem who heard from the angel of death who heard from the shochet who heard from the ox who heard from the water who heard from the fire who heard from the stick who heard from the dog who heard from the cat who heard from the goat that someone's father bought that goat for just two zuzim

chag christmas to those who celebrate!!!! or happy christmas i hope i'm saying it right hehehe i know it's not tradition but i hope you have some sufganiyot anyway 🥰 so sad its only one day tho 🥺

it's that wonderful time of the year! chag erev chrysler! i hope the egg hunt goes well!

tis the season

I forgot about this

I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself

Happy Hanukkah!

t shirt that says YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD and the back says NEITHER DO I

יהודים.

High holiday service at the werewolf congregation, the rabbi reminds everyone PLEASE don't howl along with the shofar until we get to the tekiah gedolah

we need to hang on to things that mark the passage of time or we will collectively go crazy i'm not even joking

we need to buy seasonal vegetables for our table we need to decorate for our chosen holidays we need to engage with a weekly show we need to have semi-regular meal times we need to write down friends' birthdays and have movie night and attend fairs we need to change the flowers on our balcony with plants that can survive the cold and get soil under our fingernails we need to be able to plan and wait and anticipate and find comfort and joy in things leaving but returning we need RITUALS to survive