Following the Yellow Brick Road

Bronze newborn puppy

332-30 BC

Of Greek or Roman craftsmanship, discovered in Rome

HUDSON WILLIAMS as Jason/"Rex" Dogging (2025) directed and written by Mark Masterton & Hudson Williams

We clear the place out in 40 minutes or less and...be a lick big enough for us to sit back for a minute.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

Here ya go

“Tour Guides”

Cultured Magazine Artists on Artists event vs SNL red jacket