Look Its Godzilla

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

THE BEST KIND OF WRITING IS NOT OBVIOUS, IT IS INTENTIONAL BUT NOT OBVIOUS, IT BEGS REREADING, DISSECTING, MULLING OVER. WHY DID THE CHARACTER DO THAT/SAY THAT. BUT IT IS NOT OBVIOUS, NOT AT FIRST. WHEN YOU FINALLY CRACK THE RIDDLE OF WHAT THE AUTHOR WROTE IT FEELS LIKE A VICTORY BUT EVEN THEN YOU ARE STILL WONDERING. THE BEST WRITING IS NOT OBVIOUS; IT IS THOROUGHLY HONEST THROUGH ITS DISHONESTY. AHhhhHH

one of my favorite things to do in limited perspective is write sentences about the things someone doesn't do. he doesn't open his eyes. he doesn't reach out. i LOVE sentences like that. if it's describing the narrator, it's a reflection of their desires, something they're holding themselves back from. there's a tension between urge and action. it makes you ask why they wanted or felt compelled to do that, and also why they ultimately didn't. and if it's describing someone else, it tells you about the narrator's expectations. how they perceive that other person or their relationship. what they thought the other person was going to do, or thought the other person should have done, but failed to. negative action sentences are everything.

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

i really struck a chord here didnt i