the rest is confetti

First of all, your “companion” has vampire autism, Daniel, so watch your mouth. You should know better.

Second of all, Daniel’s dialogue had been so strange. It’s like they gave him one big offensive thing to say per episode. This doesn’t feel like Daniel just being an asshole anymore.

One big offensive thing per episode, and it always comes out of nowhere. It’s too big and too frequent to demonstrate the casual biases he realistically has. Season 1 and 2 did it more naturally. It was a comment here and there, not every episode. That’s a believable character. Daniel is intelligent and has travelled the world but he’s also still a crass man of a certain age so he’s gonna be saying shit.

It’s offensive, of course, but does anyone else just find it weird too? I want to say it’s Lestat trying to portray Daniel considering how cartoony every side character was this season and that it makes sense for him to make Daniel look bad, but I don’t know if I can say that confidently anymore. By the time it got to the autism comment, I was just rolling my eyes at the writing. You don’t need to do it that often. I barely want to use it to analyse Daniel as a character anymore because I just don’t think he was himself this season. No one was.

You forgot softness, and what the word means: virginity roleplay that doesn't end the way either of them expect

Held close all the time, knowing I'm half of you: Armand asks Daniel to recreate his vampire turning with him

Or if you want some angst and gore:

The Minions Devil: Armand trauma roleplay, but Old Maniel is playing the Amadeo-like character.

Skin Sweet, Incomplete: Lovely fic that is book-verse adjacent, exploring where humans and vampires differ in what they revieve from physical intimacy.

Feel you feel it by @helianthus21: Bookverse DM, where Daniel switches the dynamic a little and gives Armand the sex drugs but enjoys the intimacy the way Armand did with him for 10 years.

livin’ in sin is the new thing : Alice/Daniel/Armand threesome, with a touch of incest kink. Daniel has no idea who Armand is, so there is that fun element as well 🤭