lesbiposting

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

Draw a fat woman without giving her an hourglass figure challenge level impossible for some tumblr artists it would seem

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Buffy and Drusilla having the same birthday makes me froth at the mouth like could you imagine Buffy and co. going out for her birthday to celebrate and then she spots Dru and Spike in a corner booth with a big fuckoff cake that neither of them is eating with one single lit candle and she just makes her trademark unsettling eye contact with Buffy and blows out the candle (she knew Buffy would be here which is why she insisted on coming to this particular place). She may or may not also be wearing a birthday hat.

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

I love an open window and some cool clean air

“I asked chat GPT” yeah we can tell

I was not made for….*gestures broadly at the world*

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday