HELL DETECTIVE

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

Armor of Horned Owl by Ryosuke Shiomi

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

I would have been a remarkably reliant henchman

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

A demon has cursed you with the inability to have children or form a family, and as soon as you learn of this you went to tell the witch who you promised your firstborn child, as this clearly will prevent you from fulfilling your side of the deal.

The witch just nods and calls her lawyer Fae. Even demons need to learn to not infringe on deals.

Coming up next on "UNSEELIE COURT"...

I think we need a show like this. Either serious court drama or Ace Attorney shenanigans showcasing civil cases involving magical or supernatural beings and the deals or curses they make.

I always get jumpscared when somebody mentions me. I'm like what do you mean I didn't vanish from your mind the moment your eyes were off my post.