unhinged but in a boring way

[ID: A Reductress headline that says, "'We Are So Back,' Says Woman Who Was Never Even There". End ID]

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

Women being described as dashing

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

are you “adaptable” or are you just willing to subject yourself to existing in low key background-level ambient misery

these are different things btw. actual adaptability means not dealing with being miserable long term. and being constantly mildly annoyed/frustrated with a situation but being “able to deal with it” counts as ambient misery. btw.

let this be your sign to make your life just a little more livable. get a dollar store trash can for your bedside so Cup City’s invasion plans fall through. block a tag or post that makes you grind your teeth every time you see it. get some grip pads so your bed stops sliding across the hardwood a little bit every time you get in it. tell that person you need a little more support. if you get annoyed at a situation more than a couple times, change it. don’t be content with being miserable.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"