forge a legend of our own

When guinea pigs say wheek wheek wheek. Reblog if you agree.

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

Oh like we’re all not here at the Devil’s Sacrament together.

"i want to work on a hobby but i wont because i should be doing more important things" <- person who isnt gonna do either of those

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

tumblr on the computer is actually so transcendent i feel that very few understand this anymore... this was the way that your ancestors blogged.

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

stop making this post cute. it's blunt and violent. it's about humiliating needlessly cruel people not about bickering with loved ones.

I think the solution to kids on the Internet is to have specific, kid friendly spaces on the Internet. Kids wouldn't come across "adult content" on YouTube if barbie dot com still had flash games and this is a hill I will die on.

did anyone else know about this