draw your weapon

A daring chess strategy called the Scheming Chancellor, wherein you move as few of your pieces as needed before moving your king directly into enemy fire, letting your opponent reach check mate without losing a single other piece.

Writing smut is so funny and absurdist in concept because sometimes you have to stop in the middle of a scene and its like. Okay just keep your fingers in his ass for the next 16 hours whilst I go to work-

Writing smut is also funny and absurd because I cannot adequately tell my colleagues in my proper adult professional job what I have been doing all weekend when they ask me on Monday morning

Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters

In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.

why does the fyp recommend my own posts

Pagliacci?

congrats on being the funniest motherfucker in the room.

cutely emits a single ping

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!