draw your weapon

I seriously thought he was going to bang him

Then I was like 'wait it's Downton Abbey he's just angry'

Thomas: How do you think it’s going?

Mrs Hughes: I’m sure it’ll go well for you. You’re like a cat with nine lives, Mr Barrow. But if you’ve scraped by this time, watch your back in future.

Thomas: You know me, Mrs Hughes. Always try to stay light on my feet.

Mrs Hughes: Too light, if you ask me.

Pics from a deleted scene from episode 8, season 3. Dialogue from a cut scene from the “Downton Abbey - The complete scripts, season 3″ book.

Thomas Barrow's Bowler Hat

this thing genuinely pisses me off, i'm not even exaggerating i get like physically riled up by this.

like?

why is so tall??? why does it look like it's floating above his head??

i once read a fic where jimmy thinks about how good he looks in it and i had to take a moment. he has such a beautiful angular face and we're putting him in this ridiculous fucking thing?

especially when he looks like THIS in a peak cap???

indecently, disgustingly gorgeous

i was gonna say that even a fedora is better but

Protagonist now remembers key facts about important people. He no longer develops convenient amnesia between cutscenes.

Protagonist now has a cooldown on certain adverbs. Adverbs have been buffed by 30% to compensate.

Developer note: Adverbs are important to writing but they are sometimes overused. This change keeps adverbs relevant while encouraging the use of adjectives and verbs.

The horse now has a name.

Solved a glitch where supernumerary limbs would sometimes emerge during complex physical interactions.

Should no longer display “[insertnamehere]” during conversations and narration. All of such occurrances have been replaced with the appropriate tags.

Conversation continuity has been improved. Characters will no longer inappropriately respond with lines from previous iterations of the narrative.

All references to “Event A” have been purged to reflect changes in narrative structure.

Paragraphs which contained two or more instances of the same adjective have had their adjectives updated to accurately reflect a player’s vocabulary inventory.

Minor time traveling issues have been resolved, all characters should now exist in the same tense.

Punctuation has been improved. Commas have been reduced by half.

Characters sighing has been reduced by 30%.

Characters looking at things or people during conversations has been reduced by 40%. To make up for this, characters thinking about the conversation has been boosted and descriptive narrative has been added.

Richard Gadd as Ruben Pallister