An Arthurian Sword At Sunset

Joan Crawford’s spirit appeared to me last night and told me she and Bette Davis had hate sex on the set of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane

Bette Davis’ spirit appeared to me a minute after that and told me Joan was lying

Jon Connington and Young Griff Dunk and Egg came back wrong-isms….

prince pretending to be a commoner and commoner pretending to be a prince. red dragon and black. both have floppy straw hats to keep their face out of the sun. both raised in the wild but one is to get away from the targaryen dynasty and the other is an attempt to restore it. Dunk walking into the fire to save Rhaella and Jon invading Westeros with terminal greyscale ready to burn it down. aching fundamental lie at the heart of their relationships (dunk isn’t a knight) (young griff isn’t rhaegar’s son) semi-known never acknowledged would break them would not matter because the love and care they have for those kids transcends it a little (egg is dunk’s squire) (young griff is griff’s son). and ultimately that love was there and it mattered and it was not enough for either of them they are both being led to their respective apocalyptic funeral pyres!

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man