We've all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

If you’re having toilet issues I feel bad for you son, I’ve got 99 problems but a cistern ain’t one

In the same sense that blue haired people have “pronouns” Americans have “time zones”

I’m gonna officially be in my mid twenties soon…

In my dream last night my head got really large because my brain was pregnant with the dream I was having. And the culmination of the dream was that I got an abortion and then woke up.

UK gov plan to ban social media for under 16s is planned to come into effect in early 2027. Since I’d prefer not to populate the internet with copies of my ID that includes me. What are we gonna do with our last 6 months together gang?

Some sequences of characters are more meaningful than others.

The monorail *looks* like a futuristic train but it’s not. The bus *looks* like a more rustic train but again, it’s not. In fact, the opposites of these valences are true. And you may imagine from this reasoning that the car is the most noble creature on the road. But you would be deeply mistaken if you believed that. Nobility and futuristicness are not coincident, as any child could tell you.

Sucks when someone writes one very good thing and so you look for their other work and it rapidly becomes clear that they are a total cunt

I keep confusing semaphore and siphonophore. Not an issue I thought I’d have but alas

Ju-jitsu isnt real by the way. If someone arm bars you, just stand up.