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Minato, lost Kakashi while shopping, resorting to measured breathing exercises for the first time EVER: We are in Konoha. Kakashi is a shinobi. He can defend himself. we checked to make sure he had his ninja tools before he left. Kakashi can defend himself. if he can't, we've been practicing roof climbing, and Kakashi is smart enough not to go too far. Kakashi is fine. we are surrounded by civilians. If there was a strong enough chakra signature here to pose a threat to Kakahsi, I would feel it. Kakahsi can defend himself. he's fine. he's- OH THANK GOD THERE HE IS
The Little Field Expert
A/N: Dedicated to @inkpots-n-sass' adorable little Reni -- may my queue post this before I actively return quq
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Minato discovered the problem when Obito tried to eat a suspiscious looking berry.
It was a warm afternoon near the southern edge of Fire Country, where the road narrowed beneath cedar shade and the forest pressed close enough to breathe against their shoulders. Rain had passed through before dawn. The soil was still dark and yielding beneath their sandals, and every fern along the embankment shone with beads of water. Somewhere beyond the trees, a stream worried steadily over stone.
They were returning from a routine escort mission, tired enough to be careless and close enough to Konoha for that carelessness to feel harmless.
The shrub grew beside the path in a patch of mottled sunlight. Its berries were dark blue, almost black where the light struck them, gathered in glossy little clusters among narrow leaves. They looked plump, clean and inviting. The sort of berries painted into picnic scrolls beside smiling children.
Obito had already plucked one. He rolled it between his fingers, inspecting the skin with exaggerated seriousness, then lifted it toward his mouth.
Minato caught his wrist.
“No.”
Obito froze with his lips parted. For a moment, the only sounds were the ticking of rainwater from the branches and the faint creak of Kakashi’s pack as he turned.
“I was only looking,” Obito protested.
“You opened your mouth.”
“I look with commitment, sensei.”
He’s 16 and a Jonin. Having vanquished the missing ninja Itachi Uchiha in combat, Sasuke returns to the village in a daze. There’s no light in his eyes. Only a kaleidoscope of darkness and red/black remains.
The gates open for Sasuke just before dusk. Word reaches the Hokage Tower first: Uchiha Sasuke has returned. Alone. Wounded, though still walking. Uchiha Itachi is dead.
By the time Minato reaches the village entrance, half the security division has already gathered at a cautious distance. Nobody quite knows whether they are welcoming home a shinobi or receiving the aftermath of a natural disaster. Sasuke stands beneath the gate’s long shadow with dried blood darkening his clothes, his sword still strapped across his back. His face is pale and eerily still.
The eyes are what silence everyone. Red turns slowly within them, black patterns folding through the colour like blades seen beneath deep water. Minato barely remembers much from the surviving records of the Mangekyō Sharingan from the Hokage's archives. None of those careful diagrams capture the dreadful intimacy of seeing it inside the face of a sixteen year old boy.
He lifts one hand, dismissing the ANBU before their nerves become somebody else’s problem.
“Medical examination first,” Minato says, his voice carrying cleanly across the road. “Questions later.”
No one moves.
Minato glances over his shoulder. “That was an order, in case the hat caused any confusion.”
The tension loosens by a thread. Medics approach, slowly enough to avoid appearing threatening. Minato remains where Sasuke can see him, neither crowding him nor retreating.
There had once been anger in the boy’s eyes - sharp, proud, painfully alive. Now there is only the slow revolution of red and black, as though whatever Sasuke found at the end of his vengeance is still turning inside him.
Minato steps closer.
“You made it home,” he says quietly.
He does not congratulate him. He does not ask whether Itachi suffered, or whether justice feels anything like satisfaction. Those questions can wait until Sasuke is no longer holding himself upright through discipline and whatever remains after hatred has burned through all its fuel.
Behind them, Konoha glows beneath the evening sky. Lamps flicker awake along the streets. Dinner smoke curls above the rooftops. Somewhere nearby, a shopkeeper is loudly accusing a customer of squeezing every tomato without purchasing one.
The village continues breathing, offensively ordinary.
Minato holds Sasuke’s gaze.
“You don’t have to explain anything at the gate,” he says. “Come inside.”
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Sidequest: Okiya Theatre
A/N: So there's an ancient thread that is somehow still active. It's about when Minato and his team have to go undercover in the Fire country capital as Maiko and Geiko. I was trying to respond to it and this...just happened. It's icarus verse too quq
@konohagakurekakashi and @senjutsunade -- this is your fault.
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The invitation arrived folded into cream paper and scented so heavily with plum blossom that Obito sneezed before Rin had finished reading it.
“Again,” said Okā san.
Obito lowered the sleeve he had sneezed into. “I said I was sorry.”
“Your apology does not improve your posture.”
A thin bamboo switch tapped the floor beside his ankle. Obito straightened so quickly that Kakashi, kneeling beside him with a tray balanced across his palms, nearly lost three porcelain cups.
Across the dressing room, Minato sat before a bronze mirror while two senior attendants arranged the fall of his hair. His face had been painted into something delicate and serene, which only made the look in his eyes more alarming. Pale powder softened his features; crimson touched his lower lip; silver combs gleamed above the collar of a blue kimono embroidered with white cranes. He looked, Kakashi thought, exactly like a court painter’s idea of feminine grace and very little like the man who had once thrown an enemy battalion into a river.
“The lord’s household has requested three maiko and several serving girls for an evening performance,” Rin read. “The guests are staying at Lord Matsukawa’s western residence.”
Minato’s gaze met hers in the mirror.
“Which guests?”
“Landowners, two magistrates, a shipping minister, and representatives from the Daimyō’s court.”
That silenced the room. They had been inside the okiya for twelve days. Twelve days of listening at painted screens, cataloguing visitors, tracing gifts and debts, and learning that wealthy men spoke most freely when they believed everyone pouring their sake was ornamental. The missing girls had left scarcely any footprints. A borrowed comb. A torn receipt. A name murmured twice in rooms where no one admitted to having heard it.
A gathering of provincial lords was the best lead they had received.
It was also, Minato reflected, exactly the sort of opportunity that tended to end with Kakashi stabbing someone through a tea tray.
“No chakra unless necessary,” he said quietly.
Obito made an aggrieved noise.
“No sharingan.”
A more aggrieved noise.
“No substitutions, smoke bombs, exploding tags, wire traps, genjutsu, poison--”
Rin looked up. “That last one feels aimed at me.”
“It is.”
Kakashi adjusted the tray across his knees. “Can I leave if they have bad taste?”
“No.”
“What if it becomes a matter of principle?”
“It won’t.”
Kakashi glanced at Minato’s cranes. “It already has.”
One of the attendants tightened Minato’s obi hard enough to interrupt his reply.

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A Misunderstanding: The Aftermath
A/N: I have no excuse :|
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The rumor returns from the Land of Tea before Minato does.
It arrives folded inside official correspondence, stamped with three seals and addressed in an elegant hand to the Fourth Hokage and his esteemed heir, Lord Kakashi. By the time the portrait follows - a tasteful rendering of Minato and Kakashi beneath a plum tree, standing shoulder to shoulder while pale blossoms drift around them - the misunderstanding has already rooted itself in Konoha’s markets, where facts are generally treated as the less entertaining cousins of gossip.
The first merchant to act upon it is an elderly woman who sells grilled rice cakes near the mission office.
Kakashi stops at her stall on the way home from training, damp from the afternoon heat and carrying a packet of replacement wire beneath one arm. The air above the brazier is sweet with soy glaze and smoke. Cicadas scream from the trees with the exhausted fury of creatures personally offended by summer.
The woman takes one look at him, then at the official parcel bearing the Hokage’s seal.
Her face brightens.
“Lord Kakashi.”
Kakashi pauses. He has been called many things in his fourteen years. Prodigy. Jōnin. White Fang’s son. A menace (usually by Obito). Lord Kakashi remains new enough to be interesting.
“Yes?”
She selects the largest rice cake from the grill and wraps it in paper.
“For the Hokage’s boy.”
Kakashi looks at the rice cake.
Then at her.
There is, technically, a moment in which the truth might still be rescued.
Naturally, it passes.
“How much?” he asks.
“Family rate.”
The family rate, Kakashi discovers, is free. He accepts the rice cake with the solemnity of a diplomat receiving tribute. The woman beams after him as he walks away, smoke curling beneath the awning and the parcel tucked securely beneath his arm.
Kakashi takes one bite.
He stops. The glaze is still warm, crisp at the edges and sticky enough to catch against his mask. Behind him, coins clink into a wooden box. The market moves around the stall in its usual bright disorder: vegetables arranged beneath damp cloths, sandals striking stone, merchants calling over one another as if volume were a recognized form of competitive advantage.
Kakashi looks back at the woman.
“Does the family rate apply to sweet bean dumplings?”
She gives him two.
That is how it begins. The market rumor does not spread in a straight line. It drifts, pauses to improve itself, then doubles back wearing better clothes.
Someone sees the Land of Tea portrait displayed briefly in the Hokage Tower. Someone else recognizes the green ceremonial sash Kakashi continues to wear because, according to him, silk is durable and refusing foreign gifts retroactively would be discourteous. A clerk remembers that the Land of Tea addressed him as Minato’s heir. A baker points out that Kakashi already enters the Hokage’s home without knocking.
By the end of the week, the market has reached a version of events satisfying enough to require no further evidence.
The Fourth Hokage has adopted Hatake Kakashi in secret. The secrecy is necessary because of foreign assassins, clan politics, Kakashi’s inheritance, Minato’s modesty, or all four at once. Nobody agrees upon the details. This does not impede certainty.
Kakashi does nothing to encourage the story. He merely begins buying his mission supplies in the market rather than from the quartermaster. The blacksmith near the eastern wall services his kunai at what he calls the household rate. A tea seller quietly adds an extra cup to his order. The baker slips sesame buns into his bag with the instruction that one is for his father.
Minato receives none of these buns.
This is not selfishness. Kakashi simply considers it unwise to burden the Hokage with the administrative consequences of every civilian misunderstanding.
I love the idea of little Kakashi being clingy child
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The Hyuga Compound was intended to be grand. Where it was built, centuries before the foundation of Konoha, was declared to be a sacred place where the moonlight would linger. The trees themselves were older than the Hyuga clan, predating the systems and institutions that would become the clan.
Now, the walls of the Compound stood tall against the rest of Konoha that slowly encroached on it throughout the nearly half-century of the village. By the very virtue of the encroachment, the Hyuga were becoming far more involved with the politics of the village. Visits from the Hokage had become much more common place than before, when they were allowed to essentially operate as a near-autonomous clan.
This meeting with the newly instated Yondaime was Hiashi’s first as the Head of the Hyuga. He had been well prepared and trained for their interactions. The Hyuga were to have the upper hand, because they always did – even if it was by less than covert means. The Byakugan makes it difficult for the opposite party to keep anything secret; and secrecy was domination in domestic politics.
The safekeepers of the Compound led Minato through the Compound, to the large courtyard. The tree in the middle was a testament to the strength of the clan, a centuries old oak tree. Through the large doors, opening to a large atrium, with a large emblem of the crest of the Hyuga painted onto the wall dead ahead. The guards continued to guide him down the hallway before stopping at a secluded door.
The Head of the Clan’s office and reception was darkly lit, spare for the candles that were neatly placed at each corner of the table in the center of the room. No windows were along the walls. Hiashi stood as Minato was brought into the room, bowing his head.
“Yondaime Hokage,” he started as he lifted his head back up. “Please, sit wherever is comfortable.”
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Minato returned the bow with equal precision.
“Hiashi dono. Thank you for receiving me.”
The room had been arranged to leave a visitor conscious of what he could not see: no windows, no measure of the hour, candlelight gathered neatly around the table while the walls withdrew into shadow. An elegant advantage for a clan whose eyes rendered walls largely ceremonial.
Minato had felt those eyes upon him from the outer gate onward. Measuring his pulse, perhaps. The movement of chakra beneath his skin. Every small betrayal of the body.
He wondered whether they found his stillness reassuring.
At last, he selected the cushion opposite Hiashi and lowered himself onto it, the white of his cloak settling starkly against the dark floor.
“The transfer of office has involved more archaeology than I anticipated,” he said mildly. “Konoha appears to have built much of its government through agreements nobody considered wise to preserve in full.”
From within his cloak, he withdrew a narrow scroll bearing the Hokage’s seal. He kept it beside his hand.
“The founding records are very clear about what the Hyūga owes the village. They are less precise about what the village agreed not to ask in return.”
His gaze rested upon Hiashi, pleasant and unreadable.
“That ambiguity has served both institutions well. Konoha receives the service of the Byakugan without examining too closely how that service is secured. The Hyūga retains its sovereignty so long as its internal arrangements remain useful to the village.”
Minato allowed the silence to sharpen around the words. He had no intention of insulting Hiashi by pretending this meeting concerned morality alone. Moral objections could be dismissed. Mutual liability was more difficult.
“The difficulty,” he continued, “is that customs hidden behind clan walls do not remain there. They enter my command structure wearing Konoha’s forehead protector.”
Only then did he place the sealed scroll between them.
“I thought it best to begin here. Once a private arrangement becomes a public question, neither the clan nor the Hokage retains much control over the answer.”
Inheritance I
A/n: :|
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Minato inherits the Sannin in the same week he inherits three war ledgers, fourteen unresolved clan disputes, a ceremonial hat that presses a slow ache into his temples, and a desk whose lowest drawer refuses to close unless struck sharply with the knee.
There is no sealed instruction in Hiruzen’s hand explaining what authority the Hokage possesses over three shinobi who have become too famous for ordinary command. There is no record of where their loyalties begin, where their exemptions end, or how many times affection has quietly altered policy.
There are only three files. They lie open beneath the yellow lamps on Minato’s fourteenth night in office, astonishingly thin for people whose names have grown large enough to shade the village.
Rain breathes against the broad windows. Beyond the glass, Konoha has softened into wet roofs and diluted lantern light, its streets shining wherever the water catches them. The carved faces above the village have vanished into cloud. Hiruzen’s pipe smoke still clings faintly to the curtains, mingling with the smell of old paper, lamp oil and the tea Minato has forgotten beside his elbow.
The office does not yet belong to him. The chair has been worn into the shape of another man. Pale marks remain on the shelves where Hiruzen’s possessions stood for decades. Even the silence feels inherited.
Behind Minato, Kakashi waits in the shadow of a bookcase, his new ANBU mask turned toward the rain.
Jiraiya’s name appears beneath so many departments that the village seems to have solved the question of his position by refusing to answer it. Tsunade remains on the active rolls despite having left Konoha some time ago. Orochimaru is described in one memorandum as a strategic adviser, in another as a research commander, and in a private note written in Hiruzen’s hand as simply:
My student.
Minato reads the words twice. Their tenderness troubles him more than any classified warning might have done.
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Possible Heir
A/N: The solemn piece I was talking about :|
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Minato does not think of Kakashi as his heir until he becomes Hokage and discovers that everybody else already does.
The realization comes quietly, buried beneath the ordinary ugliness of administration.
Hatake Kakashi’s name appears too often. It surfaces in mission requests from merchants with long purses and short memories, in letters from minor lords who have heard of the boy with the borrowed eye, in recommendations from commanders who praise his judgment and then request him for assignments with projected casualty rates they would never accept for their own children.
Reconnaissance beyond the eastern border. Infiltration through Iwa territory. Assassination work dressed in the respectable language of political necessity. Missions requiring discretion, endurance and, according to one client, a shinobi unlikely to hesitate when circumstances become unfavorable.
Kakashi is fourteen, yet the file does not say this with sufficient force. It records his age in the upper corner beside his rank, blood type and registration number, as though fourteen and jōnin are facts capable of sitting comfortably beside one another. Beneath them stretches the neat arithmetic of a life spent being useful: Academy graduation, promotion, war service, field commendations, injuries, mission totals.
Sakumo’s death occupies two lines.
Obito’s occupies four.
Rin’s is folded into a report so heavily redacted that Minato can see his own grief only in the black bars crossing the page.
Kakashi’s survival is listed simply as an outcome. There is no space on the form to explain what survival has made of him.
Naruto's First Word
A/N: Solemn content coming soon. For the moment: fluff!
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Naruto’s first word becomes a matter of state interest because nobody in the Hokage’s household possesses the discipline to let a milestone occur naturally.
The campaign begins on a rainy afternoon in Minato’s office. Water whispers against the broad windows, turning the village beyond them silver and soft-edged. The Hokage Monument is little more than a row of pale shapes through the mist. Inside, lamps burn warmly over towers of mission reports, half-finished tea and the sort of administrative clutter that reproduces whenever Minato looks away.
Kushina sits cross-legged on the carpet with Naruto propped against her knees. At seven months, he is round-cheeked, blue-eyed and entirely occupied with dragging a fistful of her hair toward his mouth.
“Ma--ma,” Kushina says, rescuing the damp red strands. “Come on, squishy. Say mama.”
Naruto watches her lips with grave attention. His mouth opens and a bubble of saliva appears and bursts against his chin.
Kushina turns toward the desk. “He nearly had it 'ttebane.”
“He drooled,” Minato replies without looking up.
“It was a very deliberate drool.”
Minato lowers the report in his hands and leans forward.
“Naruto. Papa.”
Kushina’s eyes narrow.
“Pa-pa,” Minato repeats.
Naruto studies him, purses his lips and then slaps both hands against Kushina’s knee.
Her smile becomes unbearable. Minato returns to his paperwork with the dignity of a man losing an argument to someone who cannot sit upright without assistance.
The contest might have remained confined to Naruto’s parents if Kakashi had not arrived through the office window.
Minato does not bother looking up.
“The door is unlocked.”
“The window was closer.”
i’ve been told you have further information about whether maito gai tucks his acorn
"...wrong Hokage. You're looking for the yondaime."
"I was once the Hokage, not the village acorn inspector"
I have the information.
But it's a matter of public safety--and public decency. A selection of the files will be released after 50 years under the banner of transparency. Until then, only asexual are allowed to verify the files. The some fruit and and nuts are not for public consumption. Anon, shame on you.
i’ve been told you have further information about whether maito gai tucks his acorn
"...wrong Hokage. You're looking for the yondaime."
"I was once the Hokage, not the village acorn inspector"
A Misunderstanding
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The misunderstanding begins at the gates of the Land of Tea, beneath a sky the pale blue of watered silk.
The road has spent the better part of the afternoon winding through steep green hills, where tea bushes march down the slopes in clipped, orderly rows and workers in broad straw hats move between them with baskets strapped to their backs. The air smells of wet earth, woodsmoke and crushed leaves: sharp, clean and faintly bitter on the tongue.
Kakashi walks beside Minato with his hands tucked into his sleeves, looking profoundly unimpressed by the beauty of the countryside. At fourteen, he has already mastered the particular expression of a shinobi who suspects scenery is merely an ambush with better lighting.
“Lovely, isn’t it?” Minato asks.
Kakashi’s visible eye travels over the hills, the distant river and the tiled estate rising beyond a pale stone wall.
“There are archers on the eastern roof.”
Minato glances at him. “Try not to assess our hosts as potential enemies before we meet them.”
“I assessed the bridge too.”
“Of course you did.”
“It has structural weaknesses.”
The estate gates swing open before Minato can explain that diplomacy generally requires observing things other than how efficiently they might be destroyed.
Minister Daichi comes down the broad front steps to greet them, wrapped in green silk embroidered with gold tea leaves. He is a cheerful, round-faced man with the expansive manner of someone who has never once doubted that a room will welcome him. Behind him, officials, guards and household attendants wait in precise rows while an elderly woman in plum coloured robes watches from the veranda with the bright-eyed concentration of a person already assembling several rumors.
Daichi bows deeply.
“Lord Fourth. The Land of Tea is honoured by your presence.”
Minato returns the bow and gestures toward Kakashi.
“This is Kakashi---”
“Your son,” Daichi finishes warmly.
Minato pauses. Kakashi looks up at him.
There is no resemblance between them that could survive even modest scrutiny. Minato is fair haired, blue eyed and currently wearing the patient smile of a man trying to prevent an international incident before tea. Kakashi has silver hair, one dark eye and the wary posture of a child who has already counted every weapon in the courtyard.
The only trait they visibly share is a habit of checking exits upon entering unfamiliar places, which shinobi generally do not consider hereditary.
“How admirable,” Daichi continues, clasping his hands. “The Hokage brings his heir to witness the work of governance.”
Minato falters, “He is actually---”
“A great honour, Lord Kakashi,” says one of the officials.
Kakashi’s eye sharpens. Minato (unfortunately) knows that look. He has seen it before bell tests, minor thefts and every occasion upon which Obito has made the catastrophic mistake of saying, You wouldn’t dare.
Kakashi inclines his head with grave courtesy.
“The honour is mine.”
Minato turns slowly toward him.
Daichi beams. “Such composure. Just like his father.”
Kakashi is already standing a fraction straighter, as though he has spent his entire life preparing to inherit a country he learned existed yesterday.
“He is my student,” Minato manages.
Daichi’s expression softens.
“How fortunate,” he says. “For both of you.”
And that is how Kakashi becomes his son before they have crossed the courtyard.

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What does the MUN and MUSE think about Hiruzen?
You're trying to get me shot aren't you? :|
I'll be blunt: Hiruzen is, in many ways, what happens when a man governs for too long - he becomes the face attached to every institutional failure, whether he caused it, inherited it, postponed it, or merely failed to prevent it. The manga does not give him much interiority. For most of the story, he functions less as a developed political actor and more as the old figure holding Konoha’s delicate machinery together. The clans tolerate one another. The civilian administration continues to function. The village survives war after war without splitting down the middle.
That takes skill. But maintenance is not reform, and survival is not proof of good governance.
So I... don't really hate him. Hiruzen is old, tired, politically overextended, and therefore a perfect target for everyone’s frustrations. Konoha’s problems are older than he is, but he has occupied the office long enough for them to become inseparable from his name. He presides over a system made up of clan interests, military necessity, council pressure, old prejudice, and several powerful men behaving as though accountability is contagious.
The village also genuinely mourns him, and I think that matters. In a limited sense, I liken him to Obama: a beloved and historically significant figure whose symbolism could exceed the structural change he delivered. Hiruzen was not Senju or Uchiha, nor did he possess some spectacular kekkei genkai. Tobirama choosing a Sarutobi suggested that the Hokage’s seat did not have to remain a founding-clan inheritance scheme for people with magical eyeballs or aggressive forestry.
That symbolism mattered, but it did not automatically make him effective.
Minato though, is another story. Minato respects Hiruzen deeply - I mean, this is the Professor we're talking about: student of the First and Second, a shinobi of extraordinary knowledge, and the man Tobirama judged worthy of succeeding him. His personal kindness is genuine, and his dedication to Konoha has consumed most of his life.
Unfortunately, none of that makes him a strong ruler. Hiruzen is too soft where authority requires sharp edges. He compromises until the original problem has learned to reproduce. He understands people so well that he can always find a reason to forgive them, which becomes dangerous when those people are powerful enough to turn forgiveness into policy.
Sometimes patience works.
Far too often, it simply gives the rot somewhere warm to spread - which is what happened during his reign.
Minato’s criticism is not that Hiruzen lacks compassion. It is that his compassion is rarely accompanied by enforcement. A Hokage cannot merely understand why Danzo acts as he does, why the clans resist oversight, or why the council fears instability. At some point, he has to make a decision and ensure that nobody quietly ignores it after leaving the room.
Hiruzen keeps Konoha intact. That is not a small achievement.
But Minato would argue that he spends so much effort preserving peace that he rarely asks whether the peace is just, sustainable, or merely quiet.
He is a good man.
That is not always the same thing as being a good Hokage.
Team Minato are still childhood friends in another universe