matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave

Queen of the Damned

Armand looks so incredibly beautiful here, unbelievably beautiful (ignore Larry being hypnotized and jumping to his death in the background... this ain't about him)

I want to give you half your life back.

let him be evillllll

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

therapist: no

#REAL

just two idiots obsessed with each other

what if your situationship asked you to be his lawyer because a rockstar trashed his tacky hotel and requested to meet him but he lied and set the meeting up himself because the rockstar is his ex that he wrote a book about insulting him page after page after page and he wanted to ragebait him into talking to him and get yelled at in french

i think he's handling things really well.

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin