Yo, it me

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

this is a fever dream right

He fucking DEATH DROPPED

@sinister–potato omg his face 😂😻

THE THINGS

THAT dog that DOG ITS ONE OF THOSE DOGS

i wore one of those choker necklaces from like ages 6-11

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

Omg.

Yo, I’m trying to bring back those choker necklaces. Who’s with me?

I had a Pochi robotic dog! I remember I had gotten the wrong robotic dog for Christmas and I was SO upset that it wasn’t Pochi, so my mom returned it and got me a Pochi.

I STILL HAVE THAT MAP THING

I STILL HAVE DOG.

I LOST EVERY SINGLE MARKER IN THAT SET

What fucking witchcraft is this 😂

I love how it looks like it’s just existing at several frames faster than the human hand

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

Your professor was trying to fight God

I was thinking this guy was fortnite dancing until I realized this is probably where Epic stole it from

Donald Faison improvised this dance on Scrubs and yes, Fortnite stole it.

He also wasn’t compensated or credited, and he’s pissed about it