Haha, Random Bullshit Go Brrrr

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

well i added my contribution : )

The memes here come from the following chains, starting from the bottom right:

This current chain with 35 layers before this.

This chain with 27 layers. By @cerbi-my-babyyyyy

This other chain with 35 layers. By @gay-girl-thing

This particular chain with 28 layers. By @thewintercavalier

Another chain with 27 layers. By @be-gay-cause-crime

This particular chain with 29 layers. By @theforgowolf

Yet another chain with 27 layers. By @thefirstjackal

And this last chain with 29 layers, yet again. @memermemedout

It started when Professor Utonium was looking through other researchers and found the Doctor Fentons. Normally he'd just think about it himself, but then Blossom asked what he was looking at.

He told them about the Fenton's Study of Ghosts - to which all of the girls were collectively scared, but assured by the Professor. With some extra research, the Professor and the Girls found out about the portal.

About the Ghost Attacks. The PPG all wanted to help the citizens, but then the Professor found out about Phantom. The Town's Resident Ghostly Superhero.

Another Superhero. The Girls were estatic at the thought, but all cameras and photos were kind of busted. The girls asked, they wanted to see who Phantom was!

Ever since her Possession by Undergrowth, and being claimed as his Student as well as her connection to the Green in general, means she has connection and can call upon help from the Green whenever, wherever.

And then Danny got captured by the GIW - and she got desperate. So much so, that she unintentionally called for backup, a multitude of universes away.

The Plants VS Zombies Universe ... and the Plants heard the call. They did not know what the call was, only that it was desperate - and they needed help. After all, the Plants can spare a few ... hundred ... soldiers to help them out.

Sam got the scare of her life when a massive portal appeared and a giant flying RV showed up with a bunch of Plants on the back. No one else could understand them, except Sam - and once she explained the situation ... needless to say, the Plants were furious.

Needless to say, breaking into the GIW Base was really easy once you had an army quite literally backing you up. They broke in, shot anyone and anything that tried to attack them back - and got outta there with Danny.t

But he was incredibly injured, and needed time to heal. Time they did not have, because the GIW were most certainly gonna attack back. And Sam, the Plants and everyone in Amity knew that. So, Sam gave the Plants the greenlight, to completely protect Amity Park, and to stop the GIW.

The Plants secured an entire perimeter around Amity Park ... and thus, a 2nd War was brewing ... Plants VS GIW.

The Plants knew what to do, they had experience. They broke into GIW Bases to wreck their things, in a Turf Takeover. Stole important Files and escaped Taco Bandits style. They took out as many Soldiers as they could in Team Vanquishes. They blew up important bases and technology like their matches of Gnome Bombs. And when they brought out their Tanks, the Plants brought out their Dinosaurs. And they planted new Garden and territory in the ususal Garden Ops.

All of this chaos and mayhem, and yet the GIW remained consistently annoying ... like Zombies. They keep coming out of the woodwork, and eventually? The Justice League took notice.

I mean, who wouldn't? They're getting reports of a bunch of Sentient, Walking, Plants are attacking a bunch of Government Bases, blowing things up, and stealing information.

When the Justice League arrived, the Plants immediately defended ... because well, they attacked back. No one could understand the Plants, and Amity Park was too enclosed and secure for anyone else to explain ... aside from the GIW's blatant lies.

The Plants were losing, so they called in extra backup ... the PVZ Heroes. And well ... NOW things are becoming more and more chaotic.

MISSION 1: THE SPECIAL PLANT FORCES (OVERTURE) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIb_V6pV12M

"What happened?"

They had Phantom - They had him, they cut that thing open to study it. To understand it, how to weaponize it. And more importantly, how to destroy it and all of those disgusting scum.

And then, the base was raided. No matter how many times he read the reports, saw pictures, reviewed security footage, and even gained testimonies - the Director of the GIW couldn't believe what he was hearing.

The Base was raided, Phantom was stolen and Agents were killed ... by a bunch of walking, talking, oversized Plants.

He still couldn't believe it - and he was there at the base. But he didn't see, and yet still, he couldn't believe it. The Two Agents in front of him were nervous, obviously. This was the biggest fuck-up yet, because they had it. They had Phantom, and he was broken free.

"U- Uh sir ... w- we told you what ..."

"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME."

The Director slammed his fist against his desk, causing the Two Agents to once again flinch at his anger.

"What I mean is, how? We captured Phantom, we finally had weapons to capture it, we could harm it. And yet we still lost, because of a bunch of Sentient Plants?"

The Agents did not speak again, and stood there - ramrod straight. Afraid. The Director stared at them, and then shook his head in disappointment.

"... it does not matter. They caught us off-guard, those spooks. Even with those overgrown weeds, we have numbers. We have weapons. By tomorrow, I want Phantom back so we can continue experimentation, and then, wipe Amity Park off of this planet and rid it of ghost scum, once and for all."

oAoAo

"How is he?"

Sam and her new Army of Plants stood by her, as the Fenton Parents and Frostbite were in the Far Frozen. Thank the Ancients Jack and Maddie Fenton accepted Danny, they loved him too much.

So seeing this happen to him, they are livid ... but will do anything to save their son. Frostbite turned to her, with an expression of calm.

"His Core remains undamaged, thankfully. But his physical and human half has taken a lot of damage, and he is in a coma - but his body will regenerate and heal all wounds overtime, within months. But with him being here, and a steady supply of ectoplasm, he will be awake by the end of the week."

Oh thank Ancients ... the damage could have been worse. He was vivisected, but they got in before they could cause some more damage. A coma is better than ... than anything else.

But then the realization hits Sam harder than Skulker has ever thrown Danny - only for Tucker to come to the same realization next to her, and speaking out.

"We don't have a week! The GIW is already regrouping, and they're going to storm Amity Park by tomorrow! Even with Danny, they've gotten too dangerous!"

The only reason they took so long in rescuing Danny was because of how dangerous the GIW have gotten. Too much security, too many weapons, too many guards.

But they were able to do it ... call for backup. And she turned to the one who lead those hundreds of Plant Soldiers. A Giant Sunflower the size of a Human, with an eyepatch, a beret and badges of honor on her ... leaf-hands?

Sam could hear the other Plants call her 'Major Sweetie.' Seems she was listening in.

"So, you're saying this 'Ghost Investigation Ward' is not done yet? They're going to come back? Just to genocide you all?"

Sam nodded ... and then faced her directly. "I know you didn't have to come, and you don't have to stay - but ..."

Major Sweetie held up one of her leaf-hands, as the medals jingled. "It's okay. We're staying to fight, this isn't our first time dealing with something like this. We'll help, and we'll protect Amity Park."

She gave Sam a winning smile - a sunny smile. And Sam ... felt safer at that thought. She saluted, and Major Sweetie stepped out - out into the street, where Hundreds of her Plant Brothers, Sisters, and Cousins waited.

Ranging from the simple Peashooters and other Sunflowers, to the Torchwoods, the Oaks, the Mushrooms with Nightcaps, Cob Cannons, Kernel Corns with their Butterhawks, Chompers, Roses, Citrons, Cacti, Catapults, Bloomerangs, Weeds, Dandelions, Wall-Nuts, Tall-Nuts - so many of them that came, and all stand before her now.

"Listen up! Seems like these GIW Agents aren't done yet - they're persistent. And they're not stopping until they've Ended every single person in this Town! But we won't let that happen! We'll defend this town!"

The Plants all were slowly getting hyped up ...

"But at the same time, we will not make the same mistakes as last time! We won't just defend, we'll stop them! There won't be another Mega Flower incident. There won't be a Zomburbia incident, never again! We will not underestimate our enemy!"

The cheering and the kazoo sounds are becoming louder.

"LET'S DO THIS! MAY THE TREE OF WISDOM BE WITH US!"

Aside from the Observants and Clockwork, no one else is aware of Dan's existence.

So enter reformed Dan, buff as all hell, scary as all hell - deciding to deal with the Ghost of the Week while Danny gets some sleep, and he steps outside to see Johnny and Kitty being a nuisance, then they turn around.

"Ah, Phan- HOLY SHIT."

Dan looming over them.

"... who the fuck are you??"

Dan, deciding to be a little shit: "Don't you recognize me Johnny? It's me. Phantom.

"NOOOO- NO YOUR NOT! YOUR NOT PHANTOM, YOUR PHAN-TON! What in the name of Ancients HAPPENED TO YOU?! You look like you ATE SKULKER!"

"I've been hitting the gym."

"YOU'VE BEEN HITTING THE FUCKIN' ECTO IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN HITTING! Wh- What the hell, your the size of SIX REFRIDGERATORS! YOUR QUAD, IS THE SIZE OF MY WHOLE TORSO!"

Okay but what if Amity park is an artificial town.

What I mean by that is what if in like the 50s it was a science experiment to see what happens if you put a bunch of people from a bunch of different places together. (its so diverse for a small town in the mid west. also it's called *Amity* Park.)

Most the people there or at least most who stayed are the kind of people who would up root their lives for science as such it is a very smart community, a community quite literally based in science.

After the first generation of kids is born the organisers of the experiment were asked if they tell the children what this town was made for or not.

They did not.

I’m thinking Danny’s gen is 3 or 4. the Fenton’s were outsiders who moved in because this small town just happened to be possiblly the most ecto dense place in all of America.

They were straight out of collage, they didn’t care about all the papers they were made to sign to stay there. They have ghosts to hunt after all.

When the GIW get to Amity Park because of all the ghost attacks and are met with far more red tape than they thought they would. They are able to operate there and deal with the ghosts however they see fit, however certain buildings are under certain protections and they are not to disturb the people of Amity, they are not allowed to purposely sew seeds of doubt and distrust in the community.

The GIW know Danny Fenton is somehow tied to Phantom, likely working closely with him, giving the ghost all his tech and teaching him how to dismantle theirs. But they can never get to him let alone question him because he keeps enacting all these stupid rules for the experiment!

The Fenton Family moves to the world of My Hero Academia to escape the GIW, initially arriving in America to set up new identities and a cover story before moving to Japan by the recommendation of Clockwork

They haven't caught anyone yet, but! They already have Phantom, and if it works on him, it would be an excellent holding room before experiments.

And theoretically, it should be suitable for annihilation.

The room only has walls covered in anti-ecto phasing paint. No light, no air. Nothing for a ghost to indulge its obsession.

And Phantom couldn't become Fenton, afraid of revealing himself.

The airtight seal didn't help either, serving as the reason for remaining a ghost who didn't need to breathe.

But Danny, after hours of boredom, realized that it wasn't just him that was glowing (it was a fun couple of minutes of shadow play), but also his blood

He remembered Clockwork's advice that if he had the choice between preserving his strength or indulging his obsession, always choose the obsession.

So, he began creating small ice stars, filling them with blood and placing them on the walls. (Just blood, without ice, flowed, while he could subconsciously hold the ice floes with telekinesis)

And now he's no longer in a dark, airless room!

He is in space!

So basicly he was just ✨vibing✨ those days until they came to check on him and he kicked everyone's ass.