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Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly
Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*
Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly
Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

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imagine being the person who sent the cat whiskers question to phil all those years ago
me: I should do laundry
my brain: you should die
me: touché
choose your fighter
emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

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hi my name is
disgusting
and i ruin everything i touch
my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina
in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag) and ‘han tog hans väska’ would be that he took the other persons bag
but in english its like if u have 2 ppl w/ the same pronoun:
“she took her bag” whose bag????WHose BAG was it her OWN bag or the other her’s bag??????????????
“he ate his donuts” were the donuts his own???? did he fucking eat someone elses donuts??? YIU DONT KNOW bc english is a bullshit language
its funny that people are calling this the gay fanfiction dilemma bc thats literally why i made this post. i was writing a gay fanfic.
Reasons why you should subscribe to Phil Lester! (yay)
It’s 11:17pm and I suddenly got feels over Phil Lester, so okay let’s just. go with this.
Phil Lester actually overcame a friends’ death. (Thank you to the people that pointed out to me that depression was a strong word!).
It’s really weird to see people forgetting constantly that Phil also had a really sad moment on his life, but was able to overcome it, as you can see on his Draw my Life video.
And that’s tough. As fuck. Losing someone is never easy, but Phil actually managed to put himself together and overcome his own sadness and fuck that is savage. He keeps making people happy and being the nicest person in the world maybe for this reason, maybe because he remembers how sad he was, or maybe because he’s just a sunshine. It doesn’t matter. If Phil Lester could overcome his sadness, you could look up to him and try and you can end up as happy as he is.
He is fucking smart.
Phil is indeed a cinnamon roll, but he can probably rekt you in one argument while being polite! As seen in panels at Vidcon/SITC, Phil Lester could probably win every single argument in the world as long as he’s well informed. He also ompleted a degree in English Language and Linguistics and then a post graduate in the Department of Theatre, Film and television, going on to obtain a Master of Arts in Video Postproduction with Specialisation in Visual Effects at the University of York, and he’s one of the notable alumni! Like fuck this is so impressive. People might believe he’s childish and kind of immature, but let’s be real, he’s smarter than you.
He’s such a kind and protective friend! And a good person in general.
Who wouldn’t want Phil as their friend t b h. Dan Howell is one lucky guy. Like, he’s 50% of Phil’s channel and Phil just really cares about him. Not only he’s kind to his friends but to complete strangers—and strangers who are jerks to him.
Look at this cinnamon roll. Who couldn’t love him? FUCK JUST SUBSCRIBE TO HIM—ok wait I have more reasons shh.
He inspired a lot of people.
He’s like the dad of YouTube. Almost every single youtuber knows who AmazingPhil is (and he still only has 2M SMH), but to name at least three examples:
(of fucking course)
And those are just a small part of people who Phil inspired. There are so many other Youtubers but I’m such a lazy person so just have the three I remembered. Not only he inspired them, but these people admired him (and still do) (cough, Dan, cough), and half of the internet wouldn’t be the same if Phil wasn’t there.
SUCH A CREATIVE PERSON SERIOUSLY
Those challenges/tag you liked so much when other YouTuber did it? Phil probably invented it.
also the Toilet Tag and the Tour of my Brain, and the beloved baking videos:
Phil Lester (and Dan Howell) literally teach you to cook. COME ON.
“But I can’t relate to his content!”
Trapped in my Jeans!
I’M SORRY!
The Breakup
Stop looking at my spot!
My body sucks!
Smoking Fail!
and—ACTUALLY WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO RELATE TO APPRECIATE HIS CONTENT IT’S ACTUALLY GOOD EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE TO SEE SOMETHING DIFFERENT, SOMETHING FRESH AND ENJOYABLE THAT CAN CHEER YOU UP EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST. SUBSCRIBE TO AMAZINGPHIL NOW PLS
1,000,000,000% accurate! #getphilto3mil
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST I LOVE IT SM
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
best friend quizzes on yt being like “oh how many siblings do i have” “what’s my favorite color” and then dan and phil being like “so what was the name of one of the dogs my aunt’s sister had–COME ON YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS”

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Okay but don’t imagine 17 year old, fanboy Dan refreshing his favourite youtuber, AmazingPhil’s channel on February 10th 2009 and clicking his brand new video “Robot Death Machine”. Don’t imagine him watching the part where Phil predicted that he will meet a guy who will have a big impact on his life. Don’t imagine him thinking to himself ‘that has to be me’. Don’t imagine Dan getting ready to meet the person who has helped him through so much and put a smile on his face for the first time at the train station. But whatever you do don’t imagine 24 year old Dan, in 2015 lying in bed at 4 in the morning, listening to Phil snoring through the thin walls of their bedroom, thinking to himself ‘it was me’
Don’t imagine Phil not believing that some guy was really going to come into his life and make a giant change.
Don’t imagine Phil noticing ‘Danisnotonfire’ in his Twitter replies for the 12th time that week.
Don’t imagine Phil replying to Dan and clicking on his profile and following him for the very first time.
Don’t imagine Phil giggling when Dan flipped out fanboy style about being followed.
Don’t imagine Phil finding dans very sad tweets and thinking to himself ‘I have to help him he’s too good for that.’
Don’t imagine Phil not giving it a second thought when giving Dan his Skype and phone number.
Don’t imagine how Phil would tell Dan how amazing and funny and probably how cute he was.
Don’t imagine Phil telling Dan ‘Post your first video. For me at least.’
Don’t imagine how tightly Phil Hugged Dan on that train station.
Don’t imagine Phil telling Dan everything would be fine and getting him to calm down before they filmed the first ever Philisnotonfire
Don’t imagine Phil looking at Dan going “Do you wanna move in?”
Don’t imagine Phil rubbing dans back telling him it was okay to drop out of Uni if that’s what he truly wanted
Don’t imagine Phil looking at Dan saying “I think we should get a new place. One together.”
But mostly don’t imagine Phil sitting on the lounge sofa and looking up at Dan coming in
The boy who thought he had nothing to stay for, nothing going for him, no reason to live now a fully grown man with a book, an app, 5 million subscribers, a gaming channel and a Disney movie under his belt. The boy who gets to live with his idol and best friend. The boy who is now a man that Phil helped save and don’t imagine Phil watching Dan’s recent uploads going
“I’m glad it was him.”
wELL THANKS IM SOBBING NOW
“what are you reading?”
“its a…online book.”
“oh cool, what’s it about?”
“….uh….”
I love that everyone just knows
Or…alternately:
“what are you writing?”
“it’s a….story.”
“oh cool, what’s it about?”
“…uh…”
“can i read it?”
“Oooh what are you drawing? Can I see?”
I FEEL THIS on a personal level
..uh..
make sure u stan urself before u stan anybody else 😘😘😘
whenever dan starts talking about music I go Very Soft

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This is soo bad its good
dan sharing the links to the ii AND tatinof playlists?
night sorted