idk what i’m doing ever

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

tomorrow is not even friday and it’s not even thursday

warm bread with butter. reblog if you Agree

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

daily affirmations: i am allowed to be weird on tumblr. i am allowed to post stuff that makes me seem crazy because it's fun to do that. no one is watching me panopticon style they are just following me normalstyle. i am allowed to be weird on tumblr.

women can not be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we’ll never use in our camera roll. it’s the gatherer instinct

CDC guidelines say you can now sell your children to one direction