we didn’t even kiss

you can be a good person with a kind heart and still tell people to fuck off.

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

honestly idgaf about the logistics of buddie canon as long as eddies like :) about his buckfeelings and buck is about to blow up and kill himself over it because he thinks eddie is straight. and then they kiss and are both like yay :)

ilya and shane hearing about the skip divorce and ilya is like “i always knew they would never last. they were not compatible.” and shane sucks his dick because he used the word compatible and it that’s like a sleeper agent call for shane to suck dick on command and then after he’s done sucking dick like the split second after he swallows he’s like “yeah they were always gonna get divorced.”