i only say sorry when im wrong now

i really struck a chord here didnt i

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

the s*x pistols and the unalived kennedys

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

This argument doesn't work because we should do Vatican speedruns

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

Extremely weird how many people decided to respond to this post by instead bragging about their Ignoble Despicable Savage view of appalachians

I just have a healthy fear for the terrifying cryptids that could only come out of a place so ancient and nothing but mad respect for any humans who manage to live there too.

every place is ancient that's how the earth works