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they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

i'm not saying i'm in love with you but the only heaven i'll be sent to is when i'm alone with you

the rule of eating him is whenever you see it you have to say eating him

Reading this tweet without even attempting to interpret it. Just basking in it

kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen

the thing about jesse is that it is not a mischaracterization to say he is everyone's son and infantilize him a little bit bc he is infantilized by every older adult around him except maybe his parents. he's a son figure for both mike and walt and is referred to as a kid the whole show. he's treated as incompetent and inexperienced and constantly gets taken advantage of bc he's overly trusting and sensitive. like idk what to tell yal, it's not mischaracterization or woobification he's canonically just a little guy

i think the problem that a lot of people who refuse to let go of harry potter have is that they think you expect them to have known it was shit from the start because people talk a lot about how it has been criticzed since its release which obviously is a response to people claiming that its now just trendy to hate on things we used to like and that includes harry potter. like no one expects you to have known it was shit when you were 10. those books were one of the first things i actually read and i loved them bc i was a dyslexic child with no friends and they were easy to read and i read some of them over 10 times in one year and i read all the weird nazi wizard bullshit and the antisemitic depictions of goblins and the racist caricatures and i still loved those books because i was Eight Years Of Age. and then later when i found out about jkrs transphobia and i read people talking about her other bigotry i realized in hindsight how bigoted those books were and now i dont like them because im a normal person who changes his opinions based on new information

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy

Happy anniversary to the post that brought swarms of the most insane people on this website onto my blog