I Have Been Baptized in Null

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

hhey do yyou want to jump around in the snow and make surreptitious little tracks in the deep snow and pop out of the otrher side with me?it would be fun you should do it :) with me of course :) andthen we can jump around on the top of the snow and itll be great

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

dark souls font red state women's bathroom shitted in

fnaf is like harry potter for gen z

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.