I Have Been Baptized in Null

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

btw if you’re fat and your partner doesn’t love you wholeheartedly, if they’re attracted to you “despite” your body, if they avoid touching you, if they look away from certain parts of you, you’re allowed to break up with that person. look at me. you can do better. you are not unloveable and you don’t have to settle i fucking promise.

ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.

If you need a plushie for a public outing, you deserve to be euthanized

simply mediocre bait. this website used to be known for its hate game and its really saddening to see something like this going around.

holy shit you killed them

i dont think ive ever been proud of a post before? but i am proud of this one. partially because it hardparried a troll so hard their blog got deleted.

Hit em with a parry so good you freezeframe like Ultrakill

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

It's a hookup