Leistorm

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

*white knuckling my way through the dishes with a thousand yard stare* never puppy bores... do my puppy chores... never puppy bores... do my puppy chores... never puppy bores... do my puppy chores...

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map

I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here

What the fuck

post more petplay with animals that are not cute subby dogs NOW

Hey, listen, I get it, I really do, but please remember that this is tumblr and these are people’s blogs. You know what a blog is right? People don’t owe you content. I’m the least cute puppy kind of dog in the world and they annoy me about as much as the next guy but cute puppies have every right to continue posting pet play content about what they like because they aren’t influencers or corporations or creating content for people necessarily yk? Let’s be a little less demanding and entitled about peoples online diaries, ok? If you want to see more of something, make more of it yourself. It’s not anyone’s obligation to entertain you.

thats good we were all wondering what your opinion on this rather old post was