peanut butta and jelly da long way

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon