too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

(no drinks in) who wants me

daughter (non-practicing)

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

show me where it hurts so i know where to love you the hardest

phil sees dan eating a pringle: omfg its like the blowjob. from Sex

im scared of casual sex because if u fuck me too good i’m gonna say i love u and then what

hits your cervix with my car

I'll have you know I was "a pleasure to have" in the torture dungeon

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator