Pretty OK

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

so sad forever twitter killed bot api thing because fiskbot has been like crucial to my grammar vocabulary essence development

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

And in today's Fucking Terrible Ideas (TM), I present to you THIS SHIT.

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

this can't keep happening

The Strange Case of Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb

If I were Toby fox I’d have a character ask Kris ‘what are your pronouns’ then the player has to choose between ‘they/them’ and ‘they/them’

I just realized that this post has been up for 3 full years gaining more and more notes and I have received not a single transphobic comment. that’s amazing

wait new idea. scratch the original post. if I was toby fox I’d have Sans ask Kris their pronouns and if the player says she/he Sans directly addresses You The Player and says “hey, buddy, I wasn’t talking to you. Let the kid speak. Anyway, Kris, what’r your pronouns?” and then kris answers without a text box for us to see like they (and frisk btw) do sometimes. and sans is like “they/them, huh? Your pal would do well to remember that.”