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when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

potion that turns the user into Saber for 5 hours

[forces you to drink it]

Are you talking about like a sword. Like the things that they used in the 19th century?

look up "Saber" in google images

Ok. So potion that turns into generic looking anime woman. She looks like a minor character in BlazBlue.

how the fuck do you know what BlazBlue is but you've never seen Saber before

(in awe) someone ought to be crushed by such a large beautiful stone!

thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

we must protect the sanctity of divorce

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god