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two beautiful women named Change Oil Soon and SVC Tire Monitor are trying to contact me via my 2009 chevy malibu

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i’m at the movie theater so early the ads haven’t even started playing

plasmara

If jay was an outfit this is what he’d look like

sertraline how dare you

star-mom-selkie

happy pride month

unyieldingsilence

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maddy and cassie can also be yuri to the trained eye

#euphoria

orpheuslament

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

krippe90

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

orpheuslament

not a female 👍

orpheuslament

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

finnglas

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

finnglas

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

finnglas

oh no is this what we’re doing now

finnglas

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

my friend told me i can’t be saying her mother is hot to which i replied are you saying a woman can’t love another woman? duri n pride month?!? and then she said i was right and i got to continue to call her mother amazing until she goes “hey mom zay says they love you” to which i immediately started screaming into her headphones

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ex0skeletal

Happy Pride Month! Here is a depiction of me celebrating:

ex0skeletal

It’s that time again! Happy Pride Month! Here’s a depiction of me celebrating:

ex0skeletal-undead

Happy Bi Visibility Day! Here’s a depiction of me celebrating:

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Happy Bi Visibility Day 2020! Still celebrating

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Happy Pride Month! Still extremely bi and having a great time!

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Happy Pride 2022!! I become more bisexual and powerful with each passing year!!

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Happy Pride 2023! Still celebrating being a big ol’ queer!

(You can buy this shirt here from a queer-owned business btw)

ex0skeletal-undead

Happy Pride 2024! More bisexual than ever!

ex0skeletal-undead

Celebrating pride 2025 despite all this fucking bullshit! We are not going away!!!

ex0skeletal-undead

Happy pride 2026!!! I’m so fucking sleepy!!!! And still incredibly bisexual

faeberrywine

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maryoliveoil

mentally-unstable-bagel

hey dont cry. remember it is very very likely that you will outlive trump

i may have just fucked up all of my tax forms but ykw it’s okay because i think what i selected for everything was right

autism be damned this dyke can do makeup

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kuuuuuro

i haven’t been on tumblr for a hot minute. did markiplier fuck ryan gosling?

tube-time

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