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Rocky: Why has Grace's face changed? Why does Grace's face have a bump? CANCER????

Grace: oh thats acne Rocky. It happens when hormones go funny or if diet changes a bunch, and Ive recently gotten my hands on chocolate again. Synthesised but chocolate nonetheless.

Rocky: How? Skin is shield for humans.

Grace: how do I get it? Uh well, the skin is made up of these tiny tiny holes called pores-

Rocky *who is about ready to jump out of his carapace*: MANY HOLES?!?!?!!? IN YOUR SKIN?!?!?

Grace: jeez rocky chill, theyre super tiny and we have a lot of them and sometimes our natural skin oils can block them or make-up. But they wont kill me

Rocky: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS SOONER HOLES IN YOUR PRIMARY DEFENCE?!!?!?!?

Grace: Well I thought I had told you to be fair.

Rocky: Im gonna have an aneurysm. Stupid human memory, Grace forgot he hadnt told me. *skittering away*

Grace: YOY CANT EVEN GET ANEURYSMS ROCKY!!!!

Scientist, politicians, and thousands of reporters gather to witness the aliens disembark the ship. A group of boulder-like creatures, clicking and whistling to the humans around them.

One of them raises something large and metallic towards the crowd.

There's an immediate recoil of fear (is it a weapon?!) before the audience realises it's human technology. A laptop, old and beaten and looks like it was put back together by a drunk.

The alien presses a button.

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this.

HC list under the cut

hiii! in honor of your profile change i doodled your new pic

omg hi im so sorry can you tell i use tumblr maybe like once a moon

but absolutelyyyy i wanted to as well :3 im so happy you like them hehehe hello everyone meet gasoline oh my god gasoline you can't just ask someone why theyre so smooth!!!!!!!!!!