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June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

this post has been up for five hours and has two notes. i think tumblr shitcanned it because it has pictures of women wearing bras on it. very cool. no censorship message, just vanishing it

AHHHHHH someone put all the info from the now-extremely-hard-to-read, 10+ year old bra post into one nice infograph! THAT POST WAS MY BOOB BIBLE. Yay Boob New Testament!

Something practical for all my fellow boon lovers to help show your boobs some love! Extremely helpful for smaller and very large breasts.

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

That second one is something I use with a variation. When my eldest child was still a toddler, she would sometimes say to me something like “you don’t know, nobody know.” The cadence of it was very particular, too, so even to this day I’ll use that phrase on her and her siblings.

i will block every tumblr blog on here until i reach nirvana don't fuck with me

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.