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Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.
I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻
If you could help me spread awareness about this by reblogging, I’d really appreciate it.
i didn’t know this. thank you for telling me.
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If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.
it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers
ITS THE RECTANGLE SHAPE MADE OF ARROWS. PRESS THAT BUTTON. PRESS ‘POST’. ITS EASY. DON’T LIKE THIS POST AND KEEP SCROLLING. ITS O N E EXTRA BUTTON. ITS NOT HARD
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Oh God they hate me. This whole Grocery Store hates me.
And *•.~°♪ lust *•.~°♪
HD Ryan
IT’S OCTOBER
It’s not October but I can’t not reblog this
IT’S OCTOBER
I love this…. so friggin much…..
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(((please rb if you use)))
it’s to the point where if i had a kid right now i’d rather let them have a tumblr blog than a twitter account
Random Headcanon: That Federation vessels in Star Trek seem to experience bizarre malfunctions with such overwhelming frequency isn’t just an artefact of the television serial format. Rather, it’s because the Federation as a culture are a bunch of deranged hyper-neophiles, tooling around in ships packed full of beyond-cutting-edge tech they don’t really understand. Endlessly frustrating if you have to fight them, because they can pull an effectively unlimited number of bullshit space-magic countermeasures out of their arses - but they’re as likely as not to give themselves a lethal five-dimensional wedgie in the process. All those rampant holograms and warp core malfunctions and accidentally-traveling-back-in-time incidents? That doesn’t actually happen to anyone else; it’s literally just Federation vessels that go off the rails like that. And they do so on a fairly regular basis.
So to everyone else in the galaxy, all humans are basically Doc Brown.
Aliens who have seen the Back to the Future movies literally don’t realise that Doc Brown is meant to be funny. They’re just like “yes, that is exactly what all human scientists are like in my experience”.
THE ONLY REASON SCOTTY IS CHIEF ENGINEER INSTEAD OF SOMEONE FROM A SPECIES WITH A HIGHER TECHNOLOGICAL APTITUDE IS BECAUSE EVERYONE FROM THOSE SPECIES TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE ENTERPRISE’S ENGINE ROOM AND RAN AWAY SCREAMING
vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core
humans: we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast
vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast
humans: hahaha yeah
humans: it did tho
vsa: IT EXPLODED
humans: it exploded twice as fast
I love this. Especially because of how well it plays with my headcanon that the Federation does so much better against the Borg than anyone else because beating the Borg with military tactics is nigh-impossible, but beating them with wacky superscience shenanigans works as long as they’re unique wacky superscience shenanigans.
Yeah, I love this.
Reminds me of the thing I wrote a while back about Humans in high fantasy realms - they’re basically Team Fuck It Hold My Beer I Got This.
Impulsive, passionate to a fault, the social structures they build to try and regulate this hotheadedness ironically creates even greater levels of sheer bull-headedness. Even their “cooler” heads take action in months or weeks.
All their great heroes of the past were impossibly rash by galactic standards. Humans Just Go With It, which is their great flaw but also their greatest strength.
klingons: okay we don’t get it
vulcan science academy: get what
klingons: you vulcans are a bunch of stuffy prisses but you’re also tougher, stronger, and smarter than humans in every single way
klingons: why do you let them run your federation
vulcan science academy: look
vulcan science academy: this is a species where if you give them two warp cores they don’t do experiments on one and save the other for if the first one blows up
vulcan science academy: this is a species where if you give them two warp cores, they will ask for a third one, immediately plug all three into each other, punch a hole into an alternate universe where humans subscribe to an even more destructive ideological system, fight everyone in it because they’re offended by that, steal their warp cores, plug those together, punch their way back here, then try to turn a nearby sun into a torus because that was what their initial scientific experiment was for and they didn’t want to waste a trip.
vulcan science academy: they did that last week. we have the write-up right here. it’s getting published in about six hundred scientific journals across two hundred different disciplines because of how many established theories their ridiculous little expedition has just called into question. also, they did turn that sun into a torus, and no one actually knows how.
vulcan science academy: this is why we let them do whatever the hell they want.
klingons: …. can we be a part of your federation
Come to think of it, I mean. Look at the “first human warp drive” thing in the movie. That was… Not how Vulcans would have done it.
you know what the best evidence for this is? Deep Space 9 almost never broke down. minor malfunctions that irritated O’Brien to hell and back, sure, but almost none of the truly weird shit that befell Voyager and all the starships Enterprise. what was the weirdest malfunction DS9 ever had? the senior staff getting trapped as holosuite characters in Our Man Bashir, and that was because a human decided to just dump the transporter buffer into the station’s core memory and hope everything would work out somehow, which is a bit like swapping your computer’s hard drive out for a memory card from a PlayStation 2 and expecting to be able to play a game of Spyro the Dragon with your keyboard and mouse.
you know what, I’m not done with this post. let’s talk about the Pegasus. the USS Fucking Pegasus, testbed for the first Starfleet cloaking device. here we have a handful of humans working in secret to develop a cloaking device in violation of a treaty with the Romulans. they’re playing catchup trying to develop a technology other species have had for a century. and what do they do? do they decide to duplicate a Romulan cloaking device precisely, just see if they can match what other species have? nope. they decide, hey, while we’re at it, while we’re building our very first one of these things, just to find out if this is possible, let’s see if we can make this thing phase us out of normal space so we can fly through planets while we’re invisible.
“but why” said the one Vulcan in the room.
“because that would fucking rule” said the humans, high-fiving each other and slamming cans of 24th-century Red Bull.
there must be like twenty different counselling groups for non-human engineering students at Starfleet Academy, and every week in every single one of them someone walks in and starts up with a story like “our assignment was to repair a phaser emitter and my one human classmate built a chronometric-flux toaster that toasts bread after you’ve eaten it.”
Humans get mildly offended by the way they are presented in non-human media.
Like: “Guys, we totally wouldn’t do that!” But this always fails to get much traction, because the authors can always say: “You totally did.”
“That was ONE TIME.”
There’s that movie where humans invented vaccines by just testing them on people. Or the one about those two humans who invented powered flight by crashing a bunch of prototypes. Or the one about electricity.
And human historians go, “Oh, uh, this is historically accurate, but also kind of boring.” To which the producers respond: “How is doing THIS CRAZY THING boring????????”
There are entire serieses of horror movies where the premise is “We stopped paying attention to the human and ey found the technology.”
reblog for new meta. RE that last line: McGuyver.
“MacGuyver” is the equivalent of Vulcan vintage human horror television.
during orientation at a human college, vulcans are presented with a list of swear words.
“what is the word ‘fuck’ for,” the innocent young vulcans want to know. “surely there are more logical intensity modifiers.”
“yeah, you’d think so,” say the weary, jaded vulcan professors. “you’d really fucking think so.”
there is a phrase in vulcan for ‘the particular moment you understand what the word ‘fuck’ is for’.
This is why the Federation is the only organisation to ever stand a chance against the Borg
The Borg can adapt to the brilliant millitary strategies of the Romulan Star Empire, the Klingons and even the cold logical intellectual prowess of the vulcans
The Borg weren’t prepared for a starship captain to lure them into his 50′s noir detective holo-novel and then machine gun them to death with a weapon made out of hard light
This thread is amazing. Even as a baby star trek nerd that only really knows the new movies.
umm rb with ur score maybe !!
oop 23 out of 80
31, not too bad
24. welp.
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I really enjoy how Garak’s face has like… two modes
When you need to tell her about your 60000+ word Spirk fanfiction
Detroit teachers stage “sickout” over horrible conditions, force schools to close
Eighty-eight of Detroit’s 97 public schools were closed Wednesday when teachers participated in a districtwide “sickout” to push for demands related to school conditions and their rights as employees. The protests align with a very high profile visitor in Detroit.
PLEASE continue to share images like this. White people refuse to acknowledge the reality of others until it’s shoved in their faces.
What’s crazy is it’s been like this since I was a child and prolly even before that.. My mother is a DPS school teacher and ain’t much changed, if anything things have gotten worse. She’s been buying school supplies for her students for as long as I can remember.
this is why i think it’s really funny when people condemn “third world countries” and act like amerikkka is the greatest country in the world. because this country lets shit like this happen all over the place and lets people starve to death
We need to invest in our own institutions. We can raise the funds to create our own spaces. This is just ridiculous, insanity even.
Wow, those pictures. Even government schools in rural Jordan from 20 years ago looked better than some of these images.
this is insane. my mom is a teacher (not in Detroit) and the public school system where she lives isn’t amazing, but it’s a lot better than this. houses get condemned for things like this.
Gerard talking about how his dick is like a flower and how frank has seen it and agrees. Don’t touch me
"Wow you're so tall you're soooo lucky I wish I was tall!!"
No you don't, here's why:
-you stand out of a crowd
-you hit your limbs on e v e r y t h i n g
-people are scared of you
-if you wear heels, you are mega tall, and you tower over all your peers
-have you ever seen a graceful tall person??
1: Standing out of a crowd? That's wonderful, I wish I had that.
2: I already hit my limbs on everything, I'm covered in bruises.
3: People scared of me? How /badly/ I dream of it! Being impressive and charismatic is amazing.
4: No problem with that, you're even greater than before.
5: I have never seen a charismatic short person. *shrugs*
GIVE ME YOUR INCHES
*throws height at you* TAKE IT
*is now 5'6*
THANK YOU NICE HUMAN.
*is now 6'1*
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"Wow you're so tall you're soooo lucky I wish I was tall!!"
No you don't, here's why:
-you stand out of a crowd
-you hit your limbs on e v e r y t h i n g
-people are scared of you
-if you wear heels, you are mega tall, and you tower over all your peers
-have you ever seen a graceful tall person??
1: Standing out of a crowd? That's wonderful, I wish I had that.
2: I already hit my limbs on everything, I'm covered in bruises.
3: People scared of me? How /badly/ I dream of it! Being impressive and charismatic is amazing.
4: No problem with that, you're even greater than before.
5: I have never seen a charismatic short person. *shrugs*
GIVE ME YOUR INCHES
*throws height at you* TAKE IT
*is now 5'6*
